Phil Lewis: Elon Musk is considering taking Twitter out of Europe amid EU compliance investigation

Elon Musk is considering taking Twitter out of Europe amid EU compliance investigation

Elon Musk is considering taking Twitter out of Europe amid EU compliance investigationwww.businessinsider.com As Twitter, renamed X, faces increased scrutiny in the EU and usage falls, Elon Musk has floated drastic action.

Oh no Belgian Bluesky is coming

This place is going to be swarming with F*ench people 🤮🤮

Mon dieu!

Hon and I can’t stress this enough hon

Got what you were doing eventually but at first I thought you were channeling an Eat 'N Park waitress.

I have already decided that when Melenchon comes over here I am going to become a full-time Melenchon reply guy and fight for the 6th Republic against the Macronist forces of reaction

This pleases me greatly thank you

We Germans have already won the race in the EU anyway 😘

Fact check: True

It already is, has a group

Fuck yeah Belgian Bluesky is coming

have you even heard of waffles???

Thankfully the Br*tish will still be under quarantine

Lol

Did someone find his painting and destroy it? Dude's not looking so great these days.

He always looked like shit

He’s always been kind of weird looking, but he’s looking particularly rough these last few months

Man's still on Ketamine definitely and a Billionaire Fad Diet probably. Could just be the soul slowly getting absolutely charred from being a miserable person to all who are forced to be around him (either by wage or sycophantism)

He just did an AWFUL Tesla Q3 investors call. The livestream I was watching, retail investors were almost universally mad at him.

Can't imagine why

Ozempic

Oh golly (despondently) ... I wonder ... maybe all of these "recent" erratic actions has been because of the psychosis then? The one of the worse side-effect that Ozempic could produce in some people? /talking-out-loud-to-no-one-particular

Idk. He's fluctuated from looking normal to whatever this is.

**slowest-light-bulb** I finally got the joke on this one.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure his painting was destroyed. He's aging way too fast, even for a Twitter owner.

He's got no spare cash for plastic surgery anymore, FOR SOME REASON.

Nobody can tell me this man isn’t doing this on purpose.

He's not doing this on purpose, he's actually this incompetent

Came here to say this: The part he's doing on purpose is stuff he THINKS is going to "fix" things. But he's REALLY bad at this. He bought Twitter so people on the internet would like him and has been shocked to find out that's not how it works.

Man, if I had a fraction of that money you'd never see me on here again. I'd be out doing hobbies and stuff

I’d be way too busy opening up the biggest animal sanctuary in the world. But he’s such a precious little bellend, he’s mistaken his unearned privilege for talent.

I believe this is what happened with MySpace Tom. Dude went traveling around the world taking pictures, IIRC.

Oh I'm saving this one 😆

he's incompetent AND completely aimed to destroy Twitter as well know it from the jump

slate’s what next podcast did an entire episode on billionaires that buy media corporations for the express purpose of destroying them. muskrat truly believes twitter made his daughter trans and stop talking to him.

direct link & transcript for the interested: slate.com/podcasts/wha... it’s only about 30 minutes

Tech’s Mask Off Momentslate.com Some very retrograde opinions being spouted by a “futuristic” industry’s leaders.

youtu.be/CAzg-cZw7lo?... He #ElonMusk ,Blames The #Woke Virus & #LGBT For Making His Daughter Trans & Him Loosing Twin Sons, That Trans Daughter Wants Nothing Too Do With: #Musk Family Surname Or Dad, Cannot Blame Her Really 😞 Twitter Bought For Uk/USA Overlapping Elections & Want CONSERVATISM

Real Reasons #Twitter #X Bought By: #DarkMoney & #ElonMusk & #CONservatives / #BRICS Mates 😞youtu.be The REAL Reasons #ElonMusk Bought #Twitter ,To Push Uk & USA CONservatism Ideologies Extremism Voices & Propaganda Brainwashing Conditioning Machines Arm, Ju...

Yeah like why would he want to save and maintain a platform that is mostly used by oppressed people to find ways to speak out? He wouldn’t- he’s tanking it and expecting another fucking bailout.

Wouldn't it be easier to just shut it down then?

We all know Truth Social made his daughter trans

It’s like Trump when people thought he was playing 3 dimensional chess when he can’t even manage checkers. Occam's razor shit, the easiest explanation is that Musk is a fucking idiot. This isn’t some grand plan he’s just an idiot with too much money and ego

Muskrats: “Elon is playing 3D chess” Elon: (chokes on a rook) “this candy is terrible!”

I have not heard Muskrats yet 🤣 feels insulting to the actual muskrats tho. Surely they’re smarter

You are assuming that he is a whole lot smarter than he actually is.

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