Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine

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Finally some accurate reporting

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Wanted to do Godspeed You! Blecch Emperor, Lift Your Ferschlugginer Fists to Like Antennas to Heaven but the album cover format don’t work out

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Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!

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Donald Trump and his allies have begun mapping out specific plans for using the federal government to punish critics and opponents should he win a second term, with the former president naming individuals he wants to investigate or prosecute.

Trump and allies plot revenge, Justice Department control in a second termwww.washingtonpost.com Advisers have also discussed deploying the military to quell potential unrest on Inauguration Day. Critics have called the ideas under consideration dangerous and unconstitutional.

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We are so fucking deep into the mythology and worldbuilding of these insurance ads. It's like season 48 of "Dr. Who" and if you just tune in now you're hopelessly lost. We are just miles away from any of those ads making sense in any way.

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Just had lunch with an old friend.

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this is just fucking pathetic.

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Andrew Cuomo is reportedly indicating to allies he may want to run for NYC mayor if Eric Adams sinks under the weight of a federal investigation

Cuomo weighs run for NYC mayor amid Adams’ woeswww.politico.com Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo wouldn't try to compete in a primary against Eric Adams

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"paddington for adults" is a phrase I will be contemplating for some time

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tell it to earth

Everyone's quoting Elon's "Go fuck yourself," but the lines just after it were also something x.com/AlexThomp/st...

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Yesterday I visited Vassar’s Lehman Loeb Art Center & fell in love with Adéle Romany’s 1804 painting, “A Young Person Hesitating to Play the Piano in Front of Her Family.” So I made a comic of it ❤️

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I’m sorry it’s just so fucking funny that they built an entire AI just to give them the answer they wanted to this question and they couldn’t even do it

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World's only $44 billion Spencer's Gifts purchase

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one year apart

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FROM: [email protected] What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe

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Jack Dorsey quitting Bluesky because it's too woke is actually a massive endorsement of Bluesky 👀

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“it took me four years to realize they have been making fun of me the entire time”

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Well, folks, they found a video of Jack Black acting clownish with his shirt off. It’s pretty much all over for him.

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So elusive.

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New commission: a "what if" version of the cover to STRANGE TALES #128, based on artwork by Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby and Sol Brodsky. Pen, brush and ink on 13 X 20" bristol board.