🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊

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Not to brag, but my therapist says I’m their dream client

🏳️‍🌈 He/him

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊

They said I was crazy for hoarding my urine, but who’s laughing now

this is the hat I wear when I'm on bluesky

This is the hat I wear when I’m on BlueSky…

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name

Sleepy time Roo Roo ought to get some of those points back

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Miss Riss

Sorry @futurejeffrey.bsky.social

BELIEVE THE SCIENCE!!!

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Rick Schmelz

It may not last for long, but bask in the glow of perfect harmony while it does

If you see this post an old avi you once used

This is the only true use case for Bluesky DMs in my house

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d.ly

Anyone else getting 'Masque of the Red Death' vibes from this one?

I did this for you too

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊

Well go on

When my dog doesn’t think she’s gotten enough treats

One corn dog to rule them all

It’s raining and thundering here and Roo Roo hates it

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d.ly

Adorable! Roo Roo says hi!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to corn dogs.

This one must be from Boston

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE

I suppose it will look like this (but with a bigger corn dog)

You want logic? Because I’ve got logic. The answer is if all poo poo (PO) are pee pee (PE), it does not follow that all PE are PO. I wish this were funnier, but poop is no laughing matter.

First of all, I’m not that funny. But if I had to say, it’s my academic study of humor (not a joke) and my husband’s ability to get me to lighten up

I will take a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Netflix and Chill’d, please

There are two Clarks inside of me, but they’re both candy bars. Sorry to disappoint!

Roo Roo knows that a treat or three would fix her

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE

Absolutely 💯

Me as an influencer

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name

How's this?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊

Forgot to add the corn dog