post malone ergo propter malone: article dropped which included both 1) a picture of him eating a roast dog carcass and 2) a credible allegation of him groping the babysitter

if you think one of the main fronts in this election is Biden vs Third Party, today was a good day, because today was a very very bad day for RFK

how bad

article dropped which included both 1) a picture of him eating a roast dog carcass and 2) a credible allegation of him groping the babysitter

Don't forget that his response to being asked about the babysitter allegation today was "I am not a church boy."

Also, he was "rambunctious" in his youth.* * He was 43 or 44 when he is alleged to have groped the babysitter.

I…if this quote is right the lede should be ‘RFK Jr doesn’t know what altar boys are even called’ holy cow

vomit

Could be worse - groping the dog and eating the babysitter.

holy fucking shit dude

it was a youthful indiscretion (he was in his 40s)

The Aristocrats! (Kennedys)

Talk about burying the lede, i only heard about the dog part

But we know how people feel about hurting dogs - it is worse than murdering a human

I have just seen videos of Kennedy talking for the first time, and I'm amazed that the focus is how Biden talks.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE DOG

Hey uh WOW

Wait an actual dog? Confirmed? What the fuck

not gonna put the photo here but it’s in the article

TW: it's fucked up for a visual description, it's him and an unidentified white woman eating the thing like a turkey leg

I think he's claiming it was a goat, not a dog, and that may be true, but for once I don't mind if no one hears about the correction.

They found a subject matter expert that says the thing looks like a dog

According to the article, veterinarians have said that's bullshit and that it very clearly is a dog.

I saw him admit today on tv that it was a dog.

Nope. No thank you.

hard pass

He ate a dog? I — — wow.

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