post malone ergo propter malone: if you think one of the main fronts in this election is Biden vs Third Party, today was a good day, because today was a very very bad day for RFK

if you think one of the main fronts in this election is Biden vs Third Party, today was a good day, because today was a very very bad day for RFK

And yet another day where RFK cannibalized Republican votes, eating into the crucial pro-sexual assault and pro dog murder members of their coalition.

how bad

article dropped which included both 1) a picture of him eating a roast dog carcass and 2) a credible allegation of him groping the babysitter

Don't forget that his response to being asked about the babysitter allegation today was "I am not a church boy."

Also, he was "rambunctious" in his youth.* * He was 43 or 44 when he is alleged to have groped the babysitter.

I…if this quote is right the lede should be ‘RFK Jr doesn’t know what altar boys are even called’ holy cow

vomit

Could be worse - groping the dog and eating the babysitter.

holy fucking shit dude

it was a youthful indiscretion (he was in his 40s)

The Aristocrats! (Kennedys)

Talk about burying the lede, i only heard about the dog part

But we know how people feel about hurting dogs - it is worse than murdering a human

I have just seen videos of Kennedy talking for the first time, and I'm amazed that the focus is how Biden talks.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE DOG

Hey uh WOW

Wait an actual dog? Confirmed? What the fuck

not gonna put the photo here but it’s in the article

RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.www.vanityfair.com A shocking photograph. Blowback from a Trump meeting. Alleged sexual assault. The Kennedys have voiced support for Joe Biden, but certain aspects of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s character are only just now...

TW: it's fucked up for a visual description, it's him and an unidentified white woman eating the thing like a turkey leg

I think he's claiming it was a goat, not a dog, and that may be true, but for once I don't mind if no one hears about the correction.

Nope. No thank you.

hard pass

He ate a dog? I — — wow.

In 2020, Trump got a higher percentage of the vote in MI, WI, PA, and AZ than he got in 2016. He’s never been able to crack 50% anywhere it matters. This is not a small thing

Barbecue Bobby is a damn weirdo and if Ethel were 15 years younger, she'd put her foot up his ass so far he would taste rubber for a year.

in other news, Marianne Williamson is back in!

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