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At this point, the shovel has snapped in half and she's just frantically digging deeper with the broken handle
Governor Kristi Noem issues a new statement justifying her decision to murder a puppy.
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My old boy Archie never lifted his leg to pee, ate his own shit from time to time, and hated putting his head out of my old truck when we drove places. Noem would have killed him. Thankfully we didn't and got 12 great years with him.
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I had my computer destroyed because a cat decided he didn’t want to go a litterbox. Can’t tell you have many other things my cats have wrecked in various ways. You don’t punish a pet for *being what they are*.
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If you’re a sociopath like Noem, shooting the dog (instead of investing more effort in training, or finding someone willing to adopt the dog as a non-working pet) is the “easy”, as opposed to the “right”, thing to do.
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I’m not convinced it was a “working” dog. She got it to hunt pheasants and got rid of it when that didn’t work out.
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This old gal here only hunted on her own terms. The only things she ever brought home was bleached cow bones. Sadie lived her 10 years in the country as a loved pet. She was kinda sweet on the propane guy I think.
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it wasnt easy in fact i had to go back and get more ammo mid-murder, it was a total hassle
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“You’re goddamn right I ordered the Code Red on Cricket the dog!”
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We are exploring new horizons in the world of doubling down.
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And yet, because there are more decent people in the world than not, no one has recommended the obvious solution for her.
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How soon before the hole collapses in on her? Pretty please let it be literal...
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Weird that a demonstrable sociopath would be confused by people having a problem with personal stories of sociopathic behavior.
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An adorable trait of MAGA politicians is their ramrod stiff neckery doesn’t allow them to cut their losses. They always have to have the last word and their last word is always an escalation. If you set the dead puppy, slaughtered goat and traumatized children aside, it’s quite entertaining.
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It's almost as if she's ready to dig Cricket up and shoot the poor dog again.
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Ooooh! Streisand Effect comin' in hot!
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It was twenty years ago, and besides, the dog was bad .
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She claims that she doesn’t shy away from the hard decisions..A 14 month old puppy requires training, that isn’t easy.. It is the easy horrifically repugnant decision to murder the puppy, the morally bankrupt Noem gravitated to..
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I do enjoy that she’s figured out this is a problem. That’s nice.
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Q: Does making the best decisions for the people in your life include schtupping Lewandowski?
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The best part about this is that even if this were a good reason to shoot the dog, what does that have to do with the goat? Was it a chicken-killer too?
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Also, Doesn’t explain why she killed a goat for…acting like a goat
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As my father used to say, She's down to eating the dirt and shitting bricks.
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She's learned from the past that she didn't do anything wrong in the past. Very courageous
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"...especially leading South Dakota through COVID..."
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Nobody but NOBODY was focused on the LEGALITY of what Noem did. Good people just don't fucking slaughter pets (pet dogs ain't livestock, anyway) because they are annoying.
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Did she get jealous that Trump positively referred to Stefanik as a killer and take it literally?
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I pictured her at the gravel pit while reading this. Ew.
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Give it one week and she’ll deny she ever wrote that. And legions of MAGAites will believe her.
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Our dog bit a postman back in the days when there was no good option. Mom put it down by going to the vet and having it put gently to sleep instead of shooting it in the face and throwing in a goat because the hole had more room
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"At no point do people in South Dakota ever consider finding another family to adopt a frisky dog. Shooting is the only solution, to own the libs."
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