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NEW: The Texas GOP's proposed platform calls for laws requiring the Bible in schools, an electoral college-style system that'd lock Democrats out of statewide office, says gender-transition care is "child abuse" and wants silver/gold declared as currency and government transparency on UFOs.
Proposed Texas GOP platform calls for the Bible in schools, electoral…www.texastribune.org The platform was voted on Saturday, with tallies expected next week. Other planks call abortion homicide and gender-transition care “child abuse.”
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Sweet Sunday Jesus, Texas GOP. Please review the first sentence of the First Amendment.
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They ain't think it means the same as you do. Way more of them than you imagine read it as "freedom of Christian religion."
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Can confirm. Have a Maga manager at work who insists, often, the constitution explicitly forbids Muslims from holding office. Directs me to the 1st amendment. Won't show me where in the text just says it's so obvious he won't answer questions.
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“There's none so blind as they that won't see.” -Jonathan Swift ... who had a nicer way of phrasing, "You're a dumbass." Nowhere in the text of COTUS is there any religion expressly named.
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Oh when he claimed the constitution demanded bipartisan support for an impeachment I challenged him to find that word in the text. He said the framers were all about political parties. "The wigs the wigs!!!" "Oh yeah them. So what debate started that party again?"
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When he got mad he said "I'll bet you $1000 dollars it's in there. Do you ever have that much money?" Making fun of my low pay. "No, how about a gentleman's bet. All the money in your pocket." He had no cash, as a recovering heroin addict his wife wouldn't let him carry cash, which I knew. Heheh
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Many of the Founding Fathers were not Christian per se, but identified as Enlightenment (aka Age of Reason) Deists, rather than members of an organized religion.
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You should have said manager read Article VI, paragraph 3 back to you. See what happens when they get to the second clause.
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I almost got fired when he said "any rights not explicitly stated in the constitution don't exist." And I (and 39 others) disagreed.
I've always enjoyed asking certain types of people to show me where in the Constitution it mentions God or Jesus. They never seem to want to answer. So, I ask what it says about religion, and then they deflect. They're absolutely confident in their wrongness though.
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You could stop by your House Representative's local office and pick up X amount of copies of COTUS to hand out to your office coworkers (cough) in celebration of the upcoming Fourth of July holiday.
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of all the dumb things about living in america, "UFOs are a partisan political issue" has to be among the dumbest
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Id be careful, in a distorted time line. It could be the Enterprise, or if a double mirror dark, The Millennium Falcon. Ol girl: your kinda short for a Storm Trooper...
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Yeah the center for UFOs is in Washington state…
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There was a time I’d see a post like this and think immediately how clever The Onion was…sad lol for the good ol days
Totally believable that one out of every five Texas men loses his virginity to livestock.
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As if I needed another reason to NEVER go to Texas.
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haven't read the article but I'm assuming they are only referring to the Christian Bible?
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Nevermind the Constitution (they clearly don't), the economic impact of lots of non-Christians finally saying "f-it, we're moving to a state that welcomes us" would be remarkable. Repro care is already a likely recruiting/retention nightmare for TX tech jobs...
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The Satanic Temple is going field day with this one.
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What a bunch o'whackos
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I love goldbugs. It's a real "How Nature says: 'Do not touch.'"
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The GOP today = racism, sexism, ignorance and hate.
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Bitter hearted nuts, they are
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They missed "The Pledge of Allegiance is too long, shorten it to 14 words."
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Sounds like the Texas GOP for as long as I can remember, in other words.
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Among other things, the counties have changed over the history of the state, and while they haven't changed much lately, if this went through and the Dems ever started getting close to winning, the GOP legislature could just split some deep red counties.
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buy both parties are the same though?
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I did a double take reading this, and for a second, I was like "They're not even giving 'Murica anymore, they're giving backwards cult now".
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Buried in this pile o' poo is typical comprehension fail on Jefferson's "Danbury Baptists" letter, esp. 'sworn upon the altar of god' line- Jefferson, no idiot, ironically used 'altar of god' to rail vs. 'tyranny over the mind of man' coming from THE CLERGY i.e. organized religion. Dipshits.
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OK but the UFO thing is cool.
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Maybe aliens will come and get them, I hope.
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📌 totally normal platform no notes
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This is fucking insane and illegal.
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It’s not illegal if Sam Alito and 4 other SCOTUS justices say it’s fine
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And that's why this country sucks. Also, you should choose an avatar for your profile so people know you are legit.
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It takes seconds. It's not hard.
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That person isn't doing what you accuse them of doing. Get lost.