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Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate, Tech, Books, Music. Grumpy yet cuddly old curmudgeon. Also get off my lawn.
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Here’s the way I see it: If Senator Bob Menendez can be convicted of accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas can be convicted of accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes. — Let’s fucking go already, this isn’t rocket science.
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shout out to Horn Pond in Woburn Mass. for being shaped like a cartoon whale with the face of John Quincy Adams
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Ok so one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in comics and has stuck with me for literally like 3 decades is when Garfield kicked Odi into next week and the dog didn’t appear in the newspaper strip again until a week later when he surprise flew into frame slammed into Garfield lmao
Rewatching the Garfield cartoons, I forget how frequently “idle threats of murder played for laughs” comes up
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"We're gonna put kids in cages. It's gonna be glorious." - Mike Davis, former Chief Counsel of Nominations for Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Grassley, on what he'd do if he worked in the next Trump administration's Justice Department.
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.
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We stop the GOP in November or this lunatic rolls the tanks over us in January 2025. GOTV to get everyone off the bench & check Vote-dot-org to make sure you're still registered, b/c red-states purge voter rolls all the time. Vote blue all the way down the ballot.
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80 years ago, the greatest generation of patriotic Americans and Allied forces stormed the Normandy shores on D-Day to throw out the Nazis. This year, all you have to do is “storm” the polls and vote.
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“If they can convict a president for breaking the law, they can convict anybody!” Right, that’s the whole point. Our laws actually apply to everyone. Congrats on just now figuring out how that works.
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Donald Trump wants my friends to die. Voting for him is voting against human rights and those I care about. I beg you — don’t let this cruel, heartless criminal get back where he can do more damage. He’s already done enough. thehill.com/homenews/lgb...
Trump vows to reverse transgender student protections ‘on day one’thehill.com Former President Trump said Friday he would roll back transgender student protections enacted last month by the Biden administration “on day one” of his presidency if he is reelected in November. T…
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That is impressive thoroughness and dedication and I would hire that elephant.
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A company on Facebook is advertising a "love shower" for Mother's Day, which consists of a mechanism blasting card-sized paper all over the place, because nothing says "love" like making yet another mess around the house for your mom to clean up
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Originally posted by a friend, @kitkerr.bsky.social but I thought I'd signal boost for anyone interested. :) #grant #speculativefiction #writers #writing speculativeliterature.org/grants-3/slf...
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I have said it before and I'll say it again: When Milo Y. spoke at University of Washington in 2016 the administration said there was nothing they could do, and SOMEONE GOT SHOT AT THE EVENT. And the university did nothing.
I didn't see anyone talking about antisemitism when neo-Nazis were matching in the streets and, where I taught at the time, booking the biggest performance venue on campus. The university said their hands were tied. They didn't protect their students from the possibility of racist violence.
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Live Free AND Die
The New Hampshire state House has passed a GOP bill ending requirement for children in daycare be vaccinated for polio and measles. Republicans control the House, Senate, and Governor’s office.
New Hampshire's GOP Is Taking a Stand—Against the Polio Vaccineapple.news The Granite State could be the first to ditch polio and measles requirements for childcare.
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Yeah right—-Area 51 all over again. If they could have said he was a hairy weather balloon, they would have
You may have witnessed a 6-foot-7 longhaired sasquatch grunting at the sky and scaring children if you were in Central Park on Thursday. But it wasn’t Bigfoot. It was a big publicity effort for “Sasquatch Sunset,” a new film. www.nytimes.com/2024/04/05/m...
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Happy Ides of March.
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well i guess no plan is foolproof
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Loved this story and the whole book. If you’re a DA fan and haven’t read it what are you waiting for?
Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights is 4 today! A short story anthology by multiple authors featuring characters and locations across Thedas. I enjoyed writing stories about mage-detective Neve Gallus and the monster-fighting Grey Warden duo, Evka and Antoine. www.amazon.ca/Dragon-Age-T...
Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights: Weekes, Patrick: 9780765337221: Books - Amazon.cawww.amazon.ca Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights: Weekes, Patrick: 9780765337221: Books - Amazon.ca
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