Rusty Hammer

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Procrastinating....

Elder Millennial NH Native. he/him

Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on...

[pfp via Shaboten Zoo] [banner via source unknown but a cool gif, irregahdless]

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Canobie Lake Park is staging a 26-minute tribute show inspired by the pop star nearly every day this summer, which has gone viral on social media. At the center of it all is June Baker, who performs as Swift.

Fans flock to Canobie Lake Park as Taylor Swift impersonator goes viralwww.wbur.org Canobie Lake Park is staging a 26-minute tribute show inspired by the pop star nearly every day this summer, which has gone viral on social media. At the center of it all is June Baker, who performs a...

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Woooooowwww Paul Noth for NYer today

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This Prime Day, let's all remember back to that time that Amazon was bootlegging my merchandise: www.theverge.com/22924353/art... Anyways, use the code AMAZONCRIME to save 15% off of legit merchandise at effinbirds.com until tomorrow.

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Vultures are the birds that need hats the most and yet are the least tolerant of any attempt to behat them.

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animated gif won't play on tricorder

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really can't overstress how much I love FB Marketplace, just the weirdest shit available on there and plenty of insanely good deals (on used starfighters and other things)

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Can I sue for likeness theft

RETVRN!

Let's go online

This looks fun

The time heist begins in Time Bandits’ first Apple TV Plus trailer - https://www.theverge.com/24194900/time-bandits-trailer-apple-tv-plus-terry-gilliam

The time heist begins in Time Bandits’ first Apple TV Plus trailerwww.theverge.com A wacky Terry Gilliam classic is updated for Apple TV Plus.

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Here it is, my review of the Tesla Cybertruck. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

I drove a Cybertruck around SF because I am a smart, cool alpha malewww.sfgate.com You can rent a Tesla Cybertruck for a day, if you dare, and SFGATE columnist Drew Magary dared.

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All the fingers sacrificed every year on the fourth of July give power to the AI Gods. Be careful with your fireworks this year, y'all. We cannot afford to feed them.

I am, and shall remain so, haunted, by this optical Bulge™️....

Mark Cavendish has made cycling history. cnn.it/3RUtlgh

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i adore how the tentacles wrap around the grill in a very art nouveau way, very fronch

doorway of the French Institut Océanographique in Paris

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fun fact this guy was president 30 years ago and is right now at this very moment younger than both presidential candidates

Yes. Good.

The Supreme Court rejects the multibillion-dollar Purdue Pharma opioid settlement that would have shielded the Sackler family from future lawsuits

Supreme Court rejects multibillion-dollar Purdue Pharma opioid settlement that shielded Sackler family | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com The Supreme Court on Thursday rejected a controversial settlement that would have sent billions of dollars to treatment programs and victims of the nation’s opioid epidemic but that also shielded the ...

"You never SAUSAGE a place..."🌭

south of the border, dillon, south carolina, 1986

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Did Jigsaw write this tweet

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A lost and found but for my patience.

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Keeping my extremely correct opinions to myself.

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Happy Monday

Misneach >>>> Commander

Michael D Higgins is a great president but Misneach is the best boy

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Electric vs Gas xkcd.com/2948

"There was one key difference between “Blues Brothers” and the bulk of the “SNL”-inspired films that followed: the show’s creator and longtime producer, Lorne Michaels, was not involved in any way. And that, frankly, may be one of the reasons it’s any good." yup!

On John Landis's THE BLUES BROTHERS, released on this day in 1980: theplaylist.net/blues-brothe...

'The Blues Brothers' At 40: Why It's The Rare Successful 'Saturday Night Live' Movietheplaylist.net When “The Blues Brothers” landed in theaters 40 years ago this week, it was something of a novelty – the first feature film based on characters from “SNL”

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Cybertruck owners out here absorbing all the heat that should go to Jeep Gladiator owners

Git 'em, Bill!

I could set my ten commandments in your face.

I wonder if they stipulate parameters of display... like can they be Micro Machines™️tiny? printed white on white? can they be on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'?

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana becomes the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in public school classrooms.

Yes. Good.

Congress votes to advance nuclear energy development in the US - https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/19/24181808/congress-pass-nuclear-energy-bill-biden-signature

Congress votes to advance nuclear energy development in the USwww.theverge.com The bill got strong reactions from environmental groups.

*Alex Trebek voice* This condiment is served for a lifetime and tastes like treason mixed with cholesterol and angry white people tears.

Justice Aioli

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i can’t believe this was a year ago already