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This past weekend, I had the tremendous honor of hosting the 59th annual Nebula Awards. Everyone wanted to know, ahead of time, what I would wear. Here is the full fit breakdown, plus the full text of my opening remarks, which include a new toast for your dinner table.

The Nebula Awardsstone-soup.ghost.io What I Said, And What I Wore

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Tesla poisoned the groundwater in my hometown. I drive while standing atop my car like a chariot just in case I need to piss on one that's driving next to me on the freeway

Feeling down? Just think about how many Cybertrucks parked anywhere near a good bar are going to be *very* intentionally pissed on

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Was on vacation last week and missed the date that it was just about 3 years ago that I got my first every story published by @sarahgailey.bsky.social on Stone Soup. Fun fact: 1st draft involved a Sopranos reboot and Christopher pitching a lizard heist to Tony. stone-soup.ghost.io/building-bey...

Building Beyond: Cold Hard Geckosstone-soup.ghost.io I'll trade you five skinks for a monitor lizard.

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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street 👑

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Ohio's statehouse currently has HB 622 on the floor that leverages book bans to defund public Luc libraries (akin to what ID has just passed) and so it's a GOOD TIME to be ready to vote down ballot in Ohio! ohiocapitaljournal.com/2024/06/05/o...

Ohioans, today is a good day to check to see if you are still registered to vote in our state. And if you are not, or if you haven't registered yet, today is also a very good day to do so. www.axios.com/local/columb...

Ohio is purging its voter rolls before November electionwww.axios.com See if you're on the list of more than 158,000 people.

Ohio Republican proposes bill that would defund libraries over materials government deems 'harmful' • Ohio Capital Journalohiocapitaljournal.com An Ohio Republican lawmaker just introduced a bill that would defund public libraries if they don't remove or hide so-called "harmful" materials to juveniles. This comes as Ohio's Public Library Fund ...

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CAMP DAMASCUS is out in paperback today. LOVE IS REAL BUCKAROOS bit.ly/CampDamascus

It's been a while since I've done any Airplane Posting but this person just grabbed my arm with his toes so next time you see me I am gonna be on the news

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By coincidence, I happened to pass a public restroom today: bsky.app/profile/jame...

Wanna see a graveyard?

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It does please me to know that Cybertruck owners absolutely are seeing us pointing and laughing at them when they dare to drive those stupid things in the wild

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Tesla poisoned the groundwater in my hometown. I drive while standing atop my car like a chariot just in case I need to piss on one that's driving next to me on the freeway

Feeling down? Just think about how many Cybertrucks parked anywhere near a good bar are going to be *very* intentionally pissed on

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Feeling down? Just think about how many Cybertrucks parked anywhere near a good bar are going to be *very* intentionally pissed on

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Koontz: but they're wrong! dogs solve mysteries! all the time! in real life! George Romero: ACAB includes cop dogs Poe: not now george Poe: dean's in a fragile state

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Every so often someone is like “I can’t take all this nonstop Bluesky toxicity and drama!” And I feel like I’m in some obscure room in the tower during a palace coup, unaware, eating cakes, wondering why my valet is late(he has been harpooned by the rebels)

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i have very little interest in reading anything written by a fascist because 1) they can't write for shit 2) they have no new ideas and 3) when they do write, all they do is lie anyway

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I need you all to read the alt text on these photos

I opened a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread today and there is. A problem

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Completely blanked the Columbus Book Festival is a month away. Checked the guest authors/events. Looking forward to seeing @veronicaroth.bsky.social, @sarahgailey.bsky.social, @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social, and many more. And my 11yo is going to be psyched to get KPS signed by @scalzi.com.

what this situation needed was eye contact thank you

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i should call her

I opened a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread today and there is. A problem

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Looks like it was in fact cinnamon raisin nut bread

I opened a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread today and there is. A problem

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We’re so close to raising $100,000 for Medical Aid for Palestinians!! Thank you to everyone who has bought the bundle and spread the word 🖤

TTRPGs for Palestine via itch charity bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 640+ TTRPGs for you to discover for a $10+ donation to Medical Aid for Palestinians! Donate here: itch.io/b/2295/ttrpg...

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I cannot fully express my gratitude to @sarahgailey.bsky.social for speaking truth to power in front of—indeed, directly to—their peers. I have been incredibly disappointed in the speculative fiction community’s silence and equivocating over the last eight months. this was heroic. fuck fascism.

The Nebula Awardsstone-soup.ghost.io What I Said, And What I Wore

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“We use our words and ritual gestures to imbue our modest beverages with intention and power. The drink in your hand becomes a potion that contains the qualities that matter to you, the memories that define you, the ambitions that grip you by the breastbone and yank you through your life” Must read

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Sarah absolutely nailed this toast. Definitely worth reading (or watching)

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Less than a week ago I was on a restaurant patio in Los Angeles vehemently describing my firm belief that BLTs fuck and now I suspect I was in even better company than I knew

brand new tingler BISEXUALLY SANDWICHED BY SENTIENT BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO is out now amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6X3D412 and true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/bisexu...

this is the finest artwork I have ever personally witnessed in my life. I am on the phone with the louvre and they said it's out of their league but they'll take down all the other art to make room for it anyway

I hope it’s okay, I just had to draw this.

The Nebula Awardsstone-soup.ghost.io What I Said, And What I Wore

my beautiful son. admire him

The fossil of the largest millipede species ever was found in England a few years ago and it was vaguely the size of a Prius. www.livescience.com/giant-ancien...

Scientists find fossil of largest arthropod to ever live, a car-size millipedewww.livescience.com They were likely one of the biggest animals living on Earth at the time.

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This is just beautiful. Jon Wurster has been repeatedly instructed to tell mourners at my funeral that I've been begging for death since the first ride we shared to a gig, and now have finally gotten my wish. The bar has been raised.

If you've not read Our Phil's eulogy for Scott Wampler at Fangoria yet, strap in for the wildest, most beautiful and wholly fitting farewell you are ever likely to read 💙 www.fangoria.com/noted-ho-sco...

Noted Ho Scott Wampler Once Again Bails Earlywww.fangoria.com FANGORIA EIC remembers noted ho, Scott Wampler.