Elon Musk has died. He started laughing unexpectedly at a Family Guy joke which caused him to aspirate a turd he was eating without chewing it. Paramedics were called but they were unwilling to remove it and he suffocated.
when Trump sends his forces around to deport millions of people, they will not legally be allowed to deport US citizens, and *that won't matter*.
when the armed man says you have to get in a truck, you're going in the truck. and the law won't help you fast enough if it helps at all.
A report from the Government Accountability Office found that ICE arrested 674 potential US citizens, detained 121, and deported 70 during a five year frame the government watchdog analyzed: immigrationimpact.com/2021/07/30/i...
@marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social i see some for over a hundred Dollars but I'm a pizza guy, and my budget can't take that hit, especially because i want to pre-order the book that broke the world as soon as my next paycheck Hits!
@marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social do you know if there's any sites or stores in the US that still have autographed first editions of the book that wouldn't burn? I bought the audiobook but i didn't realize i missed the autographed ones because i ran away from Twitter😭
Images like this is why I can't get in high dudgeon when the youths start roasting millennials. (Though I will say, I think the 2016 election if not killed, fatally wounded this kind of media first liberalism.)
The song he enters to is Ogentroost by Belgian band Amenra. Years ago, he used to enter to Deathbed by Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Monolith by Wraiths, and Dragged Out by Chelsea Wolfe. Tommy End era was Oops, All Bangers.
You know what? Fuck Twitter. I don't give a fuck if headlines show up anymore or not—the billionaire owner is interacting with nazi pig Chaya Raichik and banning people on her say-so. I'm not staying subscribed to Trans Der Stürmer in hopes of getting a dozen likes on a recap. I'm out
life is so bad now, each successive generation hits the wall of adulthood and realizes that this is it and their brain frantically scrambles to the time when it was plastic and malleable and seeing spongebob eat the starfish's butthole or whatever on tv was like the ape touching the monolith in 2001
I like a lot of 80s and 90s games and media but nothing makes me want to never about it again like Instagram accounts posting cartoons like "BACK WHEN CARTOONS WAS GOOD LIKE IF u AGREE!!"
Thirty five year old me, materializing in front of myself in 1997: They're going to have Magic The Gathering Hot Pockets in 2023!
Nine year old me: Quiet your foolishness. Stand they still the Towers Twin? How fare they?
