Kevin Schmidt

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Born in Kansas 🌻🌪️
Lives in Mexico 🇲🇽☀️
USN Veteran & Liberal AF & Married
ADHD + PTSD = ABBA(Yes the Supergroup)
“Getting old is a terrible thing.” -Grandpa

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New from me: Where is your "institutionalism" now? radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-suprem...

The Supreme Court foldsradleybalko.substack.com Faced with the most potent threat to democracy in more than a century, our most revered institution didn't just fail to hold, it aligned itself with the threat

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"Buy a few bags of pet food for a shelter instead of fireworks. Make a difference instead of noise." #fireworks #petfood #pets #FourthOfJuly #July4th

(In Sarcastic Aristocraty Voice) “Hear, Hear!”

Andrew Mellon’s humongous donation to Donald Trumprobertreich.substack.com The best evidence yet for why we need to tax wealth

It’s a glassless window. @lightbright.bsky.social

New republican action figures coming to stores now! New old stock discovered for their target audience(baby boomers).

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"Hey, guys. I know I've made this place even more of a cesspool of vitriol and hateful rhetoric, but I'd really dig it if you posted more vapid, empty content. Thanks for being real, you guys."

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CPR classes, Stop the Bleed classes, and other higher order medical training emphasize one thing initially. If you feel yourself getting wound up, check yourself. Pay attention to your heart rate and your breathing. That intentional act can keep you and others from reacting badly, making it worse.

I'm saying that IN A CRISIS (and we're all in a crisis folks) you don't listen to the person losing their shit, or you die. You don't listen to the person screaming about fire regulations when the building is BURNING AROUND YOU. You need to use DISCERNMENT.

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also: Where did the nazis get much of their inspiration from press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...

Hitler's American Modelpress.princeton.edu How American race law provided a blueprint for Nazi Germany

@magnificentscrotum.wtf I hope you are right.

Friendly reminder that Ronald Reagan was called senile so often it became a running gag on SNL and the late night shows. He then won 49 of 50 states in the 1984 election.

@nytimes.com

Joe Biden has one subpar debate, and the New York Times calls for him to drop out. Donald Trump got convicted of 34 felonies, and the New York Times said nothing.

@nytimes.com WE HAVE A NEW OFFICIAL CANDIDATE. Qualifications are obvious and succinct👇. Oh btw 🖕NYT

I tried all 87 burgers at Disneyland Resort and ranked them. Don’t ask why, just TAke a look yall. All reviews and rankings available for free on my page. (damn, Ass and hell allowed as that is mild, generic profanity) www.patreon.com/posts/all-bu...

All Burgers at Disneyland Resort Ranked | The Disneyland Loser's Guidewww.patreon.com Get more from The Disneyland Loser's Guide on Patreon

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“When Hospital Prices Go Up, Local Economies Take a Hit - Companies lay off workers to make up for health-insurance costs after hospitals raise prices, research finds.” www.wsj.com/health/healt...

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HEY IT'S TIME TO ANNOY THE NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR ON BEHALF OF FARMWORKERS! Everyone can join in but New York residents especially should! UFW & SEIU made it easy for you, just hit up act.seiu.org/a/nydol_2024 and select whether or not you want future emails from UFW before sending!

act.seiu.org

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Publisher of ‘2,000 Mules’ election conspiracy theory film issues apology “2,000 Mules” has been widely DEBUNKED by law enforcement officials and the media the film and book had a widespread following among supporters of the FALSE Claim that the 2020 election was stolen. www.npr.org/2024/05/31/g...

Found the perfect jail cell for Trump Cc @mattcramer.bsky.social thank you for the idea, sorry no bees nest.

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The first time an infomercial announcer said “But wait, there’s more!” people must have freaked the fuck out. “WHAT?! HOW”

Dear Republicans, I’m sorry this hurts me too, Joe Biden is more conservative than the I pork porn stars guy with a newborn. Also, Bibi’s intro music to the house,

System Of A Down - Genocidal Humanoidz (Official Video)youtu.be The official video for "Genocidal Humanoidz": Directed by Shavo Odadjian and Adam Mason Music and Lyrics by Daron Malakian Treatment written by Adam Mason and Simon Boyes Animation by Deep Sky In case you missed our live fundraising event, watch it here: https://soad.lnk.to/GHV Follow System Of A Down: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/systemofadown/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/systemofadown Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/systemofadown Web: https://systemofadown.com/ Bandcamp: https://systemofadown.bandcamp.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@systemofadown #SystemOfADown #GenocidalHumanoidz #ProtectTheLand

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Holy shit, he was convicted on Covfefe Day

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🚨🇺🇸New Alito Flag 🇺🇸🚨

🎶 “Ding-Don, the wicked bitch is guilty Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed Wake up, the wicked bitch is guilty! She's gone where the prisoners go below, below, below, yo ho! Ding-Don, the wicked bitch is guilty!”

Ding Dong the Witch is Deadyoutu.be

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it just occurred to me...will Trump not be able to vote for himself in the election as a person with a felony conviction in Florida

Pop up storm cloud central Kansas @lightbright.bsky.social

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I have no words for how upset I feel after reading this the only positive thing I can say: thank god for propublica, and this reporter, for chasing down this account

Toxic Gaslighting: How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safewww.propublica.org Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people’s bodies. Her bosses halted her work. As the EPA now forces the removal of the chemicals from drinking water, she wrestles wit...

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Also, Sinatra died in 1998 so no, Trump didn’t tell him “I’m a politician”

if a parent of yours started blurting out sentences like this you’d call a doctor and take their drivers license away