Scruffy the Dog-Boy

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Scruffy the Dog-Boy

@scruffythedogboy.bsky.social

Golang/Opposable thumbs haver/Cat doorman/Wet food provider
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Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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HAPPY FRIDAY! DONT FORGET THAT TIME IS AN ILLUSION AND WE ARE TRAPPED ON A WHEEL OF ENDLESS SUFFERING.
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they‘re like was that nigel farage damn right that was nigel farage i can teach you but i have to charge
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There Are Cathedrals Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See
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heard u were talkin shit
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Today is the day I celebrate Nimbus's birthday. I found him in 2014. He's changed my life for the better over that decade. I want to tell you the story of the day I brought him home.
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Y'all can spin your big political theories but I'm sticking to my simpler one, which is that Jack is just really stupid
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Praying the rosary on my anal beads
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We have two sets of speech rules in this country: one for the far right, which must be protected in case they turn their wrath on others, and one for everyone else, who are subject to the immediate punitive power of the state for any reason or no reason at all
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Wild that they didn’t want to call the national guard on the tiki torch Charlottesville types who were yelling Jews will not replace us.
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Finally hung my birthday present after two months please clap
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Look who tried to follow me home from Costa Rica. She is tiny and looks like she was made from leftover spare parts at the cat factory.
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Scenes from my walk around the lake
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Do you all know about RAILWAY CATS??? there is this cat cafe in (of course) Japan with a model train set that the cats just derail constantly and they just let them. Amazing
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Participated in gender normative (man stuff) housework please clap
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I was finally able to poop after three days of constipation. Please clap!
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A newspaper editor — Chris Quinn of the Cleveland Plain Dealer — says it as clearly as he can: "Our Trump reporting upsets some readers, but there aren’t two sides to facts." www.cleveland.com/news/2024/03... Quinn writes of a different kind of access. Access to our own eyes and ears:
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When I was two I picked up a praying mantis and asked my parents “do bite?”. They said of course not. Then it bit me and I never trusted my parents ever again
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should probably smile more.
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You mean to tell me the divorced drug addict whose adopted sister had kids with his dad, has ten kids of his own from four different women, and bought Twitter for $30 billion over market while on a ketamine bender to bring back his Nazi friends has never been to therapy?
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What “Project 2025” Would Do to America   The Right has developed concrete plans to make America into a much nastier place for anyone who dares to deviate from the white Christian patriarchal order. That’s what is on the ballot in November.   A thread, based on my new piece:   🧵1/
What “Project 2025” Would Do to Americathomaszimmer.substack.com The Right has developed concrete plans to make America into a much nastier place for anyone who dares to deviate from the white Christian patriarchal order. That’s what is on the ballot in November
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🗳️ We continue with the vote 📍Pro Belly Rubs v. 📍Anti Belly Rubs 🗳️
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When they’re right, they’re right, I completely agree that conservatives should make “ending recreational sex” their central issue