I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. And a six-four Impala
Magic Genie: I said three
New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday
Thinking about the Blues Brothers and how the police sending out hundreds of cars and a full urban tactical deployment to arrest two guys who disrupted a Nazi parade hits very differently now.
Got a day off. I've prepared salad for those working, took them to said work, washed all the bird shit off the car and I'm now preparing to tackle a lawn that hasn't been mowed for six weeks. What the fuck is wrong with me? I should be playing video games, instead I'm doing stuff, what the fuck.
the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Did you know you don't have to write every thought you have on the computer?
That's right - believe it or not there are many cases where the thrill of likes and reposts do not outweigh the potential real world consequences, regardless of how unlikely they are!
in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
Things potential clients have told me within 5 minutes of meeting:
- How they got rich by copying their employer’s database then selling it
- How they got their degree by paying people in India to do the work
- “We have no money but we’ll try to pay you within a few months”
