Sen. John Fetterman was speeding and "at fault" for the car accident that landed him, his wife and another driver in the hospital, according to the police report
Biden has been a legendary and selfless public servant. He’s now at risk of going the RBG route- ruining an entire career and legacy over hubris and inability to know when to step aside
I was today years old when I learned that former race car driver Danica Patrick is a fucking insane right winger who believes the world is being run by a lizard people conspiracy and has an Alex Jones-level YouTube channel
Attorney Andre 3000: can you tell the jury, what’s cooler than being cool?
Witness: [leans closer to mic] as I recall, it’s ice cold
Attorney: alright alright alright alright alright alr-
Prosecutor: objection your honor!
imagine hanging out with a 24 year old. It’s fun. Good energy, a great vibe. Nelly’s Ride Wit Me plays in the background. You mention you love this song. They aren’t familiar. “Oh,” they say, looking up from their phone, “it came out before I was born.”
How's this for a comeback? 30 years ago I missed my high school graduation because I dropped out, and last night my daughter graduated from high school in the event center at the university where I teach