No but I love when all you beautiful sickos start posting shit like "Bogroubler flips Hambarn upon Gwynyychlyyrah! A huge result!" It's like hanging out with people being poisoned by carbon monoxide. None of those places are real
That's because Fartknuckle-upon-Whimsycockle is a real place that happens to have 7 voters and has had a representative in parliament dating back to 1364, when there were 5 voters
Part of why I want Texas to become a swing state is that I want national reporters to grapple with such things as Pflugerville, Bexar County, and Kyukendahl
can confirm! a real conversation I had while updating my address on file recently:
"And the city is Weehawken? I feel like I've heard of it somewhere..."
"Probably in The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss. The Onceler gives directions to his relatives: 'turn left at Weehawken, sharp right at South Stitch.'"
Try Poughkeepsie, or any of NY's mispronounced city names lifted from other countries like Cairo, Delhi, or Madrid.
www.newyorkupstate.com/news/2016/05...
especially jarring when a real word slips in because it also exists in the US
"we're expecting results from Twitherford, Chumblesly-upon-Berrick, Boston and Skegness sometime after 11pm"
wait hang on
then you discover it's a single constituency called "Boston and Skegness"
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