Tachy0nik

@tachy0nik.bsky.social

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Failed venture capitalist, Graduate of the School of Comparative Irrelevance, Esoteric Satirist. Lives in a Section 8 Penthouse. I don't know what any of this means but you understood when I said it.

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Me? I'm an originalist. I don't believe the Supreme Court should have judicial review.

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www.popehat.com/p/learned-dad

How I Learned Who I Am From My Dadwww.popehat.com Norman J. White, 1935-2024

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c0nc0rdance

It's probably the better neo-noir film than Chinatown but it's really close.

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Every year, there's a viewing of Jaws in the Chares River in Boston. The whole audience watches from the innertubes. Best way to watch ever.

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While I'm bumming everyone out about their favorite foods, I should DEFINITELY mention grapefruit juice, which can affect drug metabolism of everything from birth control to antibiotics.

Hopefully you know that GRAPEFRUIT JUICE can inhibit liver enzymes that break down the active ingredients in certain therapeutic drugs, which can result in DANGEROUS OVERDOSING with certain drugs. A few surprising insights 🧪:

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... fuckin leaf blowers

Wow! Good info

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At this point Jesus would be leading a mob to burn it all down

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Taco Bell managers at 4:15 today

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Ebony Elizabeth Thomas

Sheesh! The way you put it seems like it operates like a LeCarré novel.

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Michael Love

The fanbois are as vigorous as Swifties and will brigade asap. I fended off a few attacks years ago. I'll criticize when Cupertino does something extremely done a la' Rossman-style and I've been rocking with them on and off for decades.

*extremely dumb (freaking autocorrect)

Dope!

We don't. The Onion comes close but enough to fill the National Lampoon/Spy void.

*not enough

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CatFrat

Damn, I miss Spy Magazine

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Lizard

It’s like watching cavemen try to derive hydrogen fusion from first principles. “Sun hot. Want own sun. Fire also hot! Maybe… build bigger fire! Yes! Set forest on fire!”

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“HB 777 not only would fine libraries and librarians, but it would possibly require hard labor by those found guilty. Read that again: librarians would be sentenced to hard labor for daring to join their largest professional organization.” bookriot.com/louisiana-hb...

Louisiana HB 777 Would Criminalize Librarians and Libraries Who Join the American Library Associationbookriot.com Louisiana Library workers or libraries who seek membership in the largest professional organization would be criminalized for doing so.

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Popehat

Screw the BS. archive.ph/DgeJ2

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Mike Masnick

Wow! A friend of mine is having an adventurous time online dating and the profiles she's sent me to have a chuckle are nearly the same in intent. I'm gonna forward these to her. Lol!

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Rachel Sasseen

Ok. A co-worker of mine is read through her novels. I was curious about your opinion (but there's none).

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c0nc0rdance

Nah, he switched up his game too much to be pigeonholed. However, he did run with Falstaff quite a bit so I could see that being turned into a spin-off.

@stellamortis.bsky.social question: have you read any of Tracey Wolff's (sp?) novels?

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Savage Sword of Conan 5. Happy Easter. May you drink the blood of your vultures.

Happy Easter, to those who celebrate. Marvel’s dabbling with crucifixion and resurrection in the Bronze Age…

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Hit These Nuts Stupid Ass

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AJ Butterwick

That movie is insane. That should be left as is without any thought of remake.