Tachy0nik

@tachy0nik.bsky.social

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Failed venture capitalist, Graduate of the School of Comparative Irrelevance, Esoteric Satirist. Lives in a Section 8 Penthouse. I don't know what any of this means but you understood when I said it.

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Me? I'm an originalist. I don't believe the Supreme Court should have judicial review.

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www.popehat.com/p/learned-dad

How I Learned Who I Am From My Dadwww.popehat.com Norman J. White, 1935-2024

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Every year, there's a viewing of Jaws in the Chares River in Boston. The whole audience watches from the innertubes. Best way to watch ever.

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While I'm bumming everyone out about their favorite foods, I should DEFINITELY mention grapefruit juice, which can affect drug metabolism of everything from birth control to antibiotics.

Hopefully you know that GRAPEFRUIT JUICE can inhibit liver enzymes that break down the active ingredients in certain therapeutic drugs, which can result in DANGEROUS OVERDOSING with certain drugs. A few surprising insights 🧪:

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... fuckin leaf blowers

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At this point Jesus would be leading a mob to burn it all down

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Taco Bell managers at 4:15 today

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It’s like watching cavemen try to derive hydrogen fusion from first principles. “Sun hot. Want own sun. Fire also hot! Maybe… build bigger fire! Yes! Set forest on fire!”

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“HB 777 not only would fine libraries and librarians, but it would possibly require hard labor by those found guilty. Read that again: librarians would be sentenced to hard labor for daring to join their largest professional organization.” bookriot.com/louisiana-hb...

Louisiana HB 777 Would Criminalize Librarians and Libraries Who Join the American Library Associationbookriot.com Louisiana Library workers or libraries who seek membership in the largest professional organization would be criminalized for doing so.

@stellamortis.bsky.social question: have you read any of Tracey Wolff's (sp?) novels?

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Savage Sword of Conan 5. Happy Easter. May you drink the blood of your vultures.

Happy Easter, to those who celebrate. Marvel’s dabbling with crucifixion and resurrection in the Bronze Age…

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Hit These Nuts Stupid Ass

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My lawyer father told of a tyrant Brooklyn judge who ruled his court mercilessly. Even had a hand signal to stop the stenographer's recording. Apparently his residence was burglarized and someone took a dump in his bed.

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Quips are the glue holding civilization together

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Never underestimate the power of a stupid person armed with motivated reasoning

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If you can drive stickshift in San Fansico you can drive stick anywhere.

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Here's your Friday Science🧪 Motivation💪: Today, roughly 10 MILLION of your cells will die and be replaced. In fact, the mass of cells that die each year is close to your body weight. Make this a great last day for them! Fond farewell, Neuron #189547! Bon voyage!

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MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS YOU NOT TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M WEARING HEADPHONES THANKS BABE

@lambdacalculus.bsky.social ha! Thanks for the follow. I still haven't placed that sticker above that horrendous one I showed you a month back (Weather and time constraints). Once I do, i'll post the pic.

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#MMIW, #MMIWG and #MMIWG2S These hashtags are one of the many ways in which Indigenous peoples have been raising awareness about the epidemic of extreme violence against their women and girls. Please help us spread awareness #Anonymous #IndigenousRights

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The Golden Age of Japanese Cinema: Kurosawa, Ozu, Mizoguchi & Beyond www.openculture.com/2024/01/the-...

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This is the closest I could find to an explanation for her writers block for anyone else who is curious. Her mother was her first draft reader and sounding board and sadly passed away before the third book. I can imagine it’s associated with a lot of pain thewertzone.blogspot.com/2014/07/mela...

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Got my first real tv job Late night on NBC Was in way over my head Was the summer of ‘93 www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/co...

Conan O’Brien’s Wild First Year at ‘Late Night’: An Oral Historywww.vanityfair.com In 1993, NBC gave a legendary slot to a nobody. O’Brien, David Letterman, Lorne Michaels, Lisa Kudrow, and more tell all.

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Many people are saying Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his unviable candidacy to term.

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Accidentally said “Shirley” instead of “Siri” and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode

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Ask not did Charlie Brown have hoes. Ask did he love those hoes. See we're not asking the important questions.