Cheekyosaurus

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I once had to apply at very short notice for a visa that would allow me to transit through Russia and thought that was the most stressful and Kafkaesque bureaucratic experience I’d ever have, but I just had to pay for 20 minutes’ parking with RingGo and that was worse.

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Taking a break from social media. I’ll see you guys in a couple of minutes.

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Recent events put into proper perspective...

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My dad gave me a case filled with letters from my grandpa to my grandma when he was in the army in World War III and the first one I opened was this poem he sent her. Grandpa nooooo

Recent events put into proper perspective...

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Coexist

Right Student Loan Company, you're on my list...

Gemini: It's time. Raise an army of scorpions and destroy everyone who has hurt you and never asked to be forgiven.

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the left is generally extremely bad at organizing, as you can see by *gestures broadly at bluesky* unfortunately for Macron, "fuck you, we're doing this to spite your smug face" is an extremely effective organizing motivator

I wrote this in 2017, shortly after Macron's 1st win. I said: Macron is so open about being hostile to Left, that it salvages a huge path for the broad left to be an alternative... if it manages to unite. Few things I've ever written have aged so well. democracyjournal.org/arguments/re...

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An article in the peer-reviewed medical journal The Lancet, using the conservative estimate of 4 indirect deaths in Gaza for every one direct death (in other conflicts it’s been 3-15x), calculates that Israel has killed approximately 186,000 Palestinians. That is 8% of the population of Gaza.

Counting the dead in Gaza: difficult but essentialwww.thelancet.com By June 19, 2024, 37 396 people had been killed in the Gaza Strip since the attack by Hamas and the Israeli invasion in October, 2023, according to the Gaza Health Ministry, as reported by the UN Offi...

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If Beyonce had gone to my school.

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She’s worse than Putin.

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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."

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Fraggle Cock.

Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter. I’ll go first: Bagpiss.

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“Ruin a children’s tv show by changing its name to Brazzers’ All American Amateur Anal Rampage 5”

Vive la France!

Well done France! What a week!

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I do not pretend to know how French elections work or what this means for the next couple of years but there's a fash crying on the telly and that'll do, France, that'll do.

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NYT has gone full David Duke archive.is/zDuRR

The New York times literally running the 14 words in a piece on the print edition main page. “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is a mainstreamed version of the 14 words. TNYT is back to its Nazi defense

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Vive la France libre dans l'honneur et dans l'indépendance! KICK THEIR NAZI HEADS IN, FRANCE

Hang *this* in the Louvre. And a copy in every other museum too, work of art.

"would you like to use the Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changing room, Sir?" #MrBenn #DavidBowie See how many references you can name.

Best laugh I've had all week

rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her

Happy birthday Ringo Starr!

Barry from Watford - Ringo Starryoutu.be DOWNLOAD the Barry from Watford podcast from iTunes here:https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-barry-from-watford-podcast/id349636709?mt=2LISTEN to Absolut...

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more professions should hype up the crowd like a DJ does. like a dentist should run out into the waiting room and just start throwing teeth at everyone

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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.

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“At least five journalists were killed in attacks by Israeli forces in the last 24 hours in Gaza as bombings and air strikes across the besieged enclave intensified.”

Five journalists killed as Israel steps up bombardment across Gazawww.aljazeera.com Journalist couple Amjad Jahjouh and Wafa Abu Dabaan and their children were killed in a strike on the Nuseirat camp.

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Well this is grim

Predictable maybe, but fucking hell it still resonates when I think about it now

Best episode of TV I ever watched? Honestly hard to narrow it down.

Just seen over on the dark side:

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an intense fear of giants is known as fee-fi-phobia