The Gurgling Cod (he/him)

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JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts. Opinions expressed here should be those of my employer, but probably aren't. 617 born/bury me in the 802.

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I should be planning what I am going to teach this fall, but I am stuck thinking of ever more inappropriate group costumes for me and the teaching assistants for the lecture class.

Would someone w/ Adobe Skills be willing to edit this so that the gray uterus outline is black, and the blue background is Brat green? Hex code is #89CC04 Thanks! I will send you some of the ensuing stickers.

If you enjoy this kind of kinky stuff, please follow my Instagram, which is also thegurglingcod. It’s Rocks season bitches.

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

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Steve Stevers

(In the voice a Victorian orphan might use to ask about Christmas) “IS IT TIME?”

I have some old Playboys and Penthouses from the 80s stashed in the barn in case anyone wants to learn what pubic hair was, but what with Project 2025, soon they will be valuable contraband!

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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.

I am going to be saying this a lot, but grab this book. wvupressonline.com/node/774

Appalachian Reckoning: A Region Responds to Hillbilly Elegywvupressonline.com Appalachian Reckoning Edited by Anthony Harkins and Meredith McCarroll

If you happen to be in the market for a new sticker vendor, allow me to suggest The Sticky Brand, and/or Hub City Slaps.

If you happen to be in the market for a new sticker vendor, allow me to suggest The Sticky Brand or Hub City Slaps.

Not a great weekend for the two things can be true crowd.

I want to build an MP3 player inside of a gochujang container

I keep kicking the tires on a raspberry pi

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Rhetoric that states that you have the right to assassinate your political opponents has no place in American society and it's for this reason that I'm calling for the six conservative scotus justices to resign

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libraries matter

Pick Up a Free James Baldwin Title in Celebration of His 100th Birthday | The New York Public Librarywww.nypl.org The New York Public Library is celebrating the 100th anniversary of the birth of James Baldwin one of our largest adult book giveaways!

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The Washington Post

The plan also includes infusing Christian nationalism into every facet of government policy by calling for a ban on pornography and promoting policies that encourage “marriage, work, motherhood, fatherhood, and nuclear families.”

What is Project 2025?www.washingtonpost.com It’s a blueprint for what a second Trump administration could look like, dreamed up by his allies and former aides. Here are some of the proposals.

Folks, it’s RockLimo season

I am making gazpacho for dinner, and none of you people can stop me.

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Among the many evils of "crisis pregnancy centers": they are not medical providers and so do not follow HIPAA or medical privacy ethics. Instead, they gleefully give away (to right-wing orgs) and sell (to data brokers) all information you give them. They should be illegal.

Google “Massachusetts crisis pregnancy” and this link pops up. It’s part of a statewide campaign, including public signage (highway billboards!), urging people to avoid crisis pregnancy/anti-abortion centers. The Commonwealth is not fucking around with this.

The algo never misses

I don’t have a French flag, a rifle with a bayonet, or breasts, but feeling this way about that election.

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They roasting on Threads! On THREADS!!

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Goodnight. “Raccoons of North and Middle America” by Edward Alphonso Goldman, 1950. archive.org/details/racc...

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lol

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My flaky buttermilk biscuit recipe is among the flakiest, just saying newsletter.wordloaf.org/p/recipe-tho...

Find somebody who looks at you like Dave Cowens looks at Dr. J

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Shōcrates Jōhnson (Paul)

I'm Sam Richardson here.

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Someone else immune to prosecution

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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

Here you go

This feels like a day when we might need an absolute panty melter on the ol TL