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Lord Businessman II
Lord Businessman II
@lordbusinessman.bsky.social
Joe Biden's Angriest and Snottiest Defender
Way too young to lie here forever
Way too old to try so whatever
CPA Houston Texas
Sarah Everett
Sarah Everett
@goddammitsarah.bsky.social
digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword ✨ sarahev.com
official gogurt
official gogurt
@officialgogurt.bsky.social
don't you want to slurp some tubes?
posts by your least favorite she/they
Powerup Comics!!!!!!
Powerup Comics!!!!!!
@powerupcomics.bsky.social
author pronouns him/male, artist pronouns him/male but bi (don't know if different?) comic pronouns it/that
https://www.patreon.com/unwinderh
rare body oils
rare body oils
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
i saw you leave your bike in the ocean. You let your transport rust

34 m
sammy😗
sammy😗
@postsronin.bsky.social
she/her
~/wolverine.mo
~/wolverine.mo
@wolverine-mo.bsky.social
guy from Chicago what loves his husband and our pup
street and portrait photographer, wrestler, computer knower, bear hugger, etc.
my photography at https://wolverine.photos
free Palestine 🇵🇸
trans lives matter 🏳️‍⚧️
JD Bunchanumbers
JD Bunchanumbers
@jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social
It’s me, your friend from the internet.
DVD Menus
DVD Menus
@dvdmenus.bsky.social
Menu capture, photos, and words by @dreamworrier.bsky.social.
He / him.

My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1ekzD
Ed Zitron
Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
British, But In Las Vegas For Some Reason

Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Columnist at Business Insider - https://www.businessinsider.com/author/ed-zitron
CEO at EZPR.com - Award-Winning Tech PR Firm
Wacky Lesbian Hour
Wacky Lesbian Hour
@wackylesbianhour.com
A webcomic about two goofy gals.

Created by @keithstack.com
🪱, posting legend/icon
🪱, posting legend/icon
@worm.gay
Emma, 28, it/they

3rd Place Winner Bluesky Brawl 2023

If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known

🔞 for course language and adult humour

PFP: @heyheymomo.bsky.social
Mr. Austin
Mr. Austin
@misteraustin.bsky.social
Just some guy https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
Lord Juiblex
Lord Juiblex
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
THE WEIRD LETTER WRITING COMPANY: get me to send you (or a friend) a weird letter or a weird postcard. See the link below. Over 340 letters sold. Five star rating.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
Yoda Nobunaga
Yoda Nobunaga
@yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social
the very same, now with 10x more prog rock!

(he/him)
Lyse-Beast
Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.
Frances Meh
Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business

📍Toronto he/him

Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq

7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
KAFUI. 🇬🇭
KAFUI. 🇬🇭
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
maryland’s favorite daughter
brooklyn’s finest gal

in lieu of flowers, pour jewels into my open coffin

🇵🇸 ftrtts.
Gef the Toking Mongoose
Gef the Toking Mongoose
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
strange highness
sid
sid
@sidvicio.us
I am an artist and a dad and autistic. i have aphantasia and dyspraxia and dissociate frequently. I walk dogs for a living and I love you. im open to commissions
my preferred pronouns are it/it’s i am goblin https://sidvicio.us
https://sid.bigcartel.com
Umbire 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Umbire 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@umbire.bsky.social
Black|Bi|Cis|31

I'm not here to save you from yourselves.
Anni Jyn
Anni Jyn
@annijyn.bsky.social
she/her/art mother
erotica + horror artist
all arts + info visit annijyn.com

everything else get at me via annijyn at gmail dot com

shipping worldwide from a tiny village in england

🍯 https://ko-fi.com/annijyn#
lanyardigan
lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
jasper pilled
jasper pilled
@hoovybaby.bsky.social
Professor at Wu Tang University
Eyes on the Right
Eyes on the Right
@eyesontheright.bsky.social
angrywhitemen.org
The Serfs
The Serfs
@theserfstv.bsky.social
Métis (he/him) weareserfs.com
An indentured pleb gives you his spin on twitter 2. LGBTQ+ activism and civil rights are my jam.
If you enjoy my sillies check out YouTube.com/theserfstv
Allison
Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
Texan with too many jackets. Serious up to 10% of the time. she/her

that’s not me that’s CRJ and Julien Baker
pussyfullawasps 🗡️
pussyfullawasps 🗡️
@pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
I write grants for social justice orgs.
www.fundingforsocialchange.com
they/she neurospicy bipolar queer switch
linktr.ee/joajin
💍 @austinyorski.bsky.social
🎲 listen to Dice Funk
Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Wicked Hoodie Girl
Wicked Hoodie Girl
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
over caffeinated
disco super-fly

confusing manifesto ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaou7nt6am4e
debbshock
debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
Notorious D.E.B.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a sexy genius. A woman of mystery. A pain in my own ass. Love me immediately pls
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Brooke Binkowski
Brooke Binkowski
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
ActionMovieFreak.com
ActionMovieFreak.com
@actionmoviefreak.bsky.social
Trash Talking since 2009. If it doesn't have my Action Movie Essentials, it's just a movie with action. #standupforstunts
Keebler Youngblood
Keebler Youngblood
@youngkeebler.bsky.social
Money is the answer for everything. -Ecclesiastes 10:19
Sgt. Pigeon
Sgt. Pigeon
@sgtpigeon.bsky.social
Faithful Spouse · Learner · Laugher · Liberal · Humanist ·
Founding member of the band Peace Mob. Author of the Peace Mob Blog. Technically a dove.
Burger boy 🍔
Burger boy 🍔
@boobburger.bsky.social
More burger. less fun.
cheese mouse
cheese mouse
@cheesemouse.bsky.social
affiliated with the hoes (chicago unit)
she/they
Seanbaby
Seanbaby
@seanbaby.bsky.social
Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
Video Game Advisor
Video Game Advisor
@vgadvisor.bsky.social
Words of wisdom from the world's most trusted source: video games. Stay awhile and listen.
bort
bort
@crushbort.bsky.social
i’m in heaven now
All Is On
All Is On
@mrspotatodick.bsky.social
haha you fuckers I made it
FK
FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Cautious | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️

pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache

header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
faeth
faeth
@cindersmoking.bsky.social
I like dnd 🎲 video games 🎮 baking 🥧 the moon 🌙 and posting nudes 🔞 28. she/her. bi 🌈 onlyfans.com/cindersmoking
The Onion
The Onion
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source
Sweetie π
Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy

sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️
daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️
@hypercubexl.bsky.social
CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies.
old queer, new trans (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

work: vimeo.com/hypercubexl
support:

https://ko-fi.com/hypercubexl
https://paypal.me/DarylBartley
https://venmo.com/hypercubexl

#nobridge
Tim Onion
Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
American businessman.
arcadus (they/them)
arcadus (they/them)
@imdmingyour.mom
arcadus

kindness is free and it multiplies
i love you: the person reading this

either you reduce harm or increase harm. there is no neutral position.

ADHD • Autism • PTSD
Nonbinary (they/them)

💛🤍💜🖤