Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]: reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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And as a Proud Wee One (5’2”) I must never request the assistance, lest it be a matter of life or death. We are two ships that pass in the night.

As A Tall(6'4") from the future, most of us actually love to help, but must never, ever, offer.

As A Smaller Tall (5’10) this is so true - we love to be helpful but must be asked and can never assume :)

as a 6’ 2” tall i can confirm

My wife offers strangers to rent me (6’2”) out as a Professional Tall Person.

That's different, that's fine.

Psshhh, I'm always ready to offer "tall person assistance" to anyone who looks like they could use it The worst reaction I've gotten is something like "heh, no, thank you though"

I just vaguely gesture up with one hand, maybe I'll throw in an upward head nod.

Ok but this is so true lmaoo, I always feel bad helping someone reaching for something off a top shelf because I think I'm like intruding but they also look like they are going to hurt themselves.

Idk if it counts but this is a tumblr post I still think about, featuring my boy Matt

Hahahahahaah

I'm REALLY trying to think of one but I think the toxic radiation of that place memory wiped me.

The main one that sticks with me is Jasmine’s big thread using “The Good Place” memes to illustrate gender transition. That’s not one that I can capture in a screenshot though.

I really missed @meganamram.bsky.social on Twitter. I hope she uses Bluesky more 😊

Oh shit that’s a follow just in cases

Maybe now that the strike is over?

I hope so but I don't know 🤷‍♂️

wint @drill saying "Ah they got me" in response to an involuntary blue checkmark

remember when he kept changing his name to make it go away so twitter limited number of name changes in a certain period of time

Ok…

Cripes, that's grim but would have felt accurate at the time. 😂

My trauma made me weaker and I’m not even funny I got nothing

Same

My humor is my strength and I grow more powerful and terrifying every day

Can i reply instead, I already done it

I think about it very often

LOL one of my all time favorites!

Being able to laugh in the face of the trauma we feel sounds like strength to me.

This is accurate

I can be SO FUNNY

I am very funny to a very specific set of people

WOW do I identify with this tweet 🙃

I am so sorry (and also congrats on the good sense of humor) 💜💜

!! That one is solid. Mine mostly just made the humor darker, but thats funnier to some folks I had to track down who said it (I wanted to yell at them) but sadly, Nietzsche is dead I did find it interesting that the original uses 'me', which reframes the quote a lot for me

"Reskeet" is a bonkers term💀

Yoink.

... well, SHIT, no wonder I'm fuckin' funny!

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