Fergalicious Jeffinition

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I can't believe the leopards in my audience watching my leopard bait videos would buy and wear MY merch use offer code LEOPARDS for 20% off your next purchase www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Demolition Ranch YouTuber says he's 'shocked and confused' Trump shooter was wearing channel's T-shirtwww.nbcnews.com “This channel was never meant to incite violence or hate,” YouTuber Matt Carriker said Monday. “I don’t want any violence or hate anywhere around me.”

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I know how this ends, I've seen Bob Roberts

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Welp here we go...

OK do I even want to know what Hawk Tuah is and if so can someone just tell me so I don't have to admit to Google that I'm old?

I'm rewatching Cobra Kai since apparently the final season drops next week and wondering why I haven't rewatched in years. This shit is so much better than it has any right to be.

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They never tell you what to do once life turns the corner from St Elmo's Fire to Baker Street.

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My goal in life is to one day get enough followers that people will spend days fighting over whether my saying "don't buy drinks at Nazi bars" is anti-sexworker.

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Muad'dib Muad'back Muad'pussy and Muad'crack

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Still think wrestlers don't juice anymore? This was Gunther 5 years ago.

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I keep trying to workshop my puns on my dog, but he never gets them because he's a literal son of a bitch.

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I'm not sure why mine immediately went full Johnathan Swift

alright, https://knuckle.tattoo is live! rn there's only the Randomize button per the original but i'll add an input + extra fonts in the meantime you change the text behind the # in the url and so long as it's 8 characters and not included in the wordfilter list it'll work

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You can't imagine how surprised I was when I learned that "Peggy" is actually short for "Pargaret"

Your dog is a cattle dog because it herds cattle. Mine is a cattle dog because he just mooed at me. We are not the same.

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Vote blue man group no matter who man group

Oh dear, I'm watching Supernatural again. 😕

Make a band more fish: Sturgeon Simpson

Make a band more fish: Roeasis

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is a stolen Tesla called an Edison?

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All US citizens should interrogate the way we are propaganzied to support militarism abroad.

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Bakers, today Prue and Paul would like you to make me some clothes

there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil

PSA Britain: I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing and--I'm begging you here--it is not "Mr. Lebowski under any circumstances whatsoever. No. Bad.

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Average media literacy online, 2024: In the feature film "Blade," the main character says "Some motherfucker's always tryin' to ice skate uphill." This is a huge plot hole, because there are many times I have seen no motherfuckers trying to ice skate uphill so clearly it can't be "always."

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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it

One thing that I think is fun to do is whenever I'm watching crime documentaries or whatever with my wife and somebody gets murdered or something in 2001, I like to turn to her and say "This has to be the worst thing that ever happened in 2001.“ Especially if it's September.

I've been saying it for years, Republicans are trying to burn the house down, Democrats are trying to put it out with a bucket brigade because they're afraid the hose might damage the wallpaper.

For the entirety of this century, Democrats have been naive institutionalists while Republicans have been destructionists. Institutions cannot save you if they do not exist. Conservatives are trying to kill us while liberals are still bitching about following the norms.

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post an image that people will hear when they see it

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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street 👑

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There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome

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Saw a man in a waiting room, dead asleep next to a full iced coffee. He was so close