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i do not trust that guy
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it is such a scathing indictment of my viewing history that i get recommended mega nerds pointing at things all the time
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im having some issues with my hole
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good news, ive decided to quit my job and become an actor. i will be a horrible little rat thing everyone hates in the next star war
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watching the boys and man i can't believe they made it political this season
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I can’t believe this is a real quote from Trump sitting down with Bloomberg. I saw it on Twitter and figured it was a joke. www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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Landlords crying in their internal newsletter that new construction is pushing down the rents they can charge. We have the power to make them cry so much more
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"Rental Housing Providers" fohhhhh
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If I was still in high school I would be using this for months
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donald trump taped toilet paper to his head
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More bad news- yet another train derailment reported, this one after colliding with JD Vance's head
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when is biden going to announce his running mate
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come on. don't name it that bro
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searching for "ska musician" on indeed.com
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every time some streamer or celebrity gets cancelled i feel like the pirahã guys in the amazon getting told about jesus. that sounds messed up, this guy was a friend of yours? oh. you never met him? i don't understand why you're telling me this.
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to me personally, the most likely thing is one of the bullets being fired directly at him hit him in the ear, rather than a wood splinter from the podium below him somehow causing the top of his ear to bleed. but i suppose it could have been that. or maybe it was a small meteor from space
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oh and also the bullet that hit the podium didn't continue into his body
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he got shot in the ear with a bullet
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when the secret service tackled donald trump it squished some of the pee out of his diaper and onto his pants
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FACT CHECK: Donald Trump is the first US president shot and wounded in an assassination attempt to have promoted the McDonald's Big n' Tasty cheeseburger in a series of national commercials co-starring Grimace. POLITIFACT rates this: True
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checking in with reddit for some analysis
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they did. you can see him reach up and grab his ear before he gets tackled
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