Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow: Gotta look past the dunkworthy headline for the dunkworthy content

Gotta look past the dunkworthy headline for the dunkworthy content

In fairness, if his entire life was an elaborate performance art piece, THAT would be good satire

Actually, no, too on-the-nose

Did ... did a Bill Maher write this?

Maureen Dowd just gave Bill Maher a very public blowjob

Except for his Islamophobia, anti trans screeds, misogyny and other dehumanizing of marginalized people, he's harmless and not funny. Plus he doesn't think artists deserve to make a living when the art they create makes millions for millionaires.

Not the first time for the Times! I posted this at the other place in July 2023: So the book "covers a wide berth" of subjects, @nytimesbooks? The meaning of "wide berth" must have changed while I wasn't looking ...

And another, from @nytimes.com 5/6/24: "That Judge Cannon agreed to push back the deadline suggests the extent to which she has given Mr. Trump’s legal team a wide berth in their efforts to defend him."

sending up the @bcdreyer.bsky.social signal

The New York "Criticizing people's ideas is mean" Times.

Bill Maher Is a truly unique mind: he not only occupies space atop the peak of Mt. Dunning-Kruger; he actually hovers above it. Off the charts arrogance, with no basis in actual knowledge.

Looks like we got ourselves a Michael Douglas situation…

Nothing says "dedicated health freak" like doing tequila shots and drinking snake oil

That’s the freak part. “I’m a real health freak,” I say as I chase my fiber supplement pills with vodka

colon as smooth as his brain.

I think these are just water flavors. I think Dowd has never seen Mio before and the concept blew her mind

My mother used to make a joke about ordering Baked Ziti, Zeppole, Chocolate Layer Cake - and Diet Soda. But she was joking.

"Why can't you be normal and relatable like me?" Says the man who brings a dropper bottle to put dubious chemicals into his drinks.

If you're such a health freak, why not just drink plain water?

Rain water and pure grain alcohol is how you maintain the purity of your bodily fluids

This is so many levels deep of insufferable that it almost comes around the other end

Less Bill Maher, more Jay Mohr, is what I always say. Then again I've been kicked in the head so...

Iconic moment in cinema clip.cafe/go-1999/stop...

'Wait! Stop! Hold it! What? What? It's a Miata!' - Goclip.cafe [Adam and Zack are in the rain trying to make space in their trunk to put a body in it] Zack: Wait! Stop! Hold it! Adam: What? What? Zack: It's a Miata!

OMG what's that from

Is Jay Mohegan doing topical comedy now? I would watch that—he seems like an okay guy

MOHR. Jay Mohr. IDK where “Mohegan” came feom

It was just a shitpost, but also yes, he has done a fair bit of standup. Brief research suggests his current stuff is...not superb.

I have no problems with Jay Mohr, put him in HOUSE II

"Why can't everyone live with me in the middle where it's not nuts?" says man living in 1857 United States.

How is this whole thing /not/ satire?

The utter lack of anything even remotely resembling self awareness is absolutely breathtaking

“This is not poisonous enough” *squirts dropper into booze*

God this one. He's such a fucking dipshit.

100 years ago this man would be melting his bones drinking radium tonic.

"not filtered through ideology" made me spit my coffee into my lap

Oh good, so it wasn't just me...

Maher's whole thing is giving the douchebag libertarian take

This article is getting quoted so much it’s like I’ve read the actual thing

brb gouging my eyes out

Can't keep a woman around for the necessary 2 minutes?

Why do we live in a country where Supreme Court justices and NY Times columnists have lifetime tenure?

maher's new show is just him scrolling facebook minion memes for 22 minutes

Dowd's writing style combines posh language and gutter sensibility in a peculiarly English way. I had to confirm via Wikipedia that she is completely American.

“Last of the Trans-Atlantics”

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