Sage 🏳️‍⚧️: mfw the one cishet guy at this pride brunch asks me if there is “a difference between the nonbinarys and the pansexuals”

mfw the one cishet guy at this pride brunch asks me if there is “a difference between the nonbinarys and the pansexuals”

me waking up hungover & realizing i have yet another pride brunch to get to in 30 minutes:

someone once told me she was pansexual which meant she was attracted to “men, women, and asexuals”. when i asked her to clarify what exactly she meant by asexual in that sentence she just said “you know. like marilyn manson”

sorry that felt relevant enough to share

asexuals, the forbidden gender

Especially nonbinary asexuals. We are here to confuse!

While the fruit cannot be specified, it can definitely be forbidden. (in the good way👍)

It's actually an urban legend that all asexuals have had a rib removed to orally pleasure ourselves more easily. We did it for different reasons.

so she's attracted to men, women, and sentient red flags.

oh yeah well known asexual marilyn “sex pest” manson lmao

oh NO

I don't feel hydrated & well-rested enough to understand this.

Ya'll should kick him out.

me to the one straight guy who no one remembers inviting to pride brunch:

The bisexual girls cishet boyfriend is a vital part of the Queer coalition

was he really just there on his own? 🤨

he does not seem to know anyone and keeps asking sincere but extremely ignorant questions.

So he is basically annoying but not evil, i guess

yeah it’s super odd. he keeps asking different trans femmes about hrt so i think he is an 🥚 that saw queer people brunching outside & invited himself over lmao

huh.

This is me except I talk to no one.

I mean, I want allies at Pride, but this guy just sounds like an idiot.

(please don't be ableist?)

Agh. 40 years of it to unlearn. Now I know how people felt when "negro" went from scientific to offensive. Except that I WANT to change and be better and they just wanted to keep being racist.

As a pansexual nonbinary…

sage no way 🫣😫

the straights, they are very uneducated.

i will bring this up at our next meeting 🤦🏻

Did you blow his mind in saying enbies can be pan?

i sure did. i think at least some of it landed?

That's some progress ^..^

Well as a pan, I'd not mind.. nevermind.

I'm starting to understand the discourse

it's his first munch go easy on him

Nothing like feeling super awkward to stir the appetite and feelings of fellowship!

he is somehow not coming across as a bigot & has just been a very cool dude who apparently knows almost nothing about queerness. also suspecting he is an egg lol

In that case, he sounds like he just wants to know from an earnest place. You being kind to him may change his entire life. That's the second life I've seen you genuinely affect just on here. You're a damn good person Sage

is this a millennial joke sage?

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