Sage 🏳️‍⚧️: he does not seem to know anyone and keeps asking sincere but extremely ignorant questions.

mfw the one cishet guy at this pride brunch asks me if there is “a difference between the nonbinarys and the pansexuals”

me waking up hungover & realizing i have yet another pride brunch to get to in 30 minutes:

Ya'll should kick him out.

me to the one straight guy who no one remembers inviting to pride brunch:

was he really just there on his own? 🤨

he does not seem to know anyone and keeps asking sincere but extremely ignorant questions.

So he is basically annoying but not evil, i guess

yeah it’s super odd. he keeps asking different trans femmes about hrt so i think he is an 🥚 that saw queer people brunching outside & invited himself over lmao

reverse "how do you do fellow kids"

i overheard him telling someone he identified as a “male lesbian”. might hit him with something like this in a bit:

"you know you talk about being a girl all the time why don't you just go ahead and do it" it worked on me

"I think I may be gender ambivalent because I'd be fine if I was born as a girl" *rants about not understanding "other" cis men for the next hour* "But yeah, I'm totally fine being a guy..."

It's when "I wish I was a girl" becomes "What's stopping me from being one" that shatters the egg for good

The only people I've ever heard refer to themselves as male lesbians were either sneering frat boy types or they're girls now. These may not be mutually exclusive sets.

I can only hear Eddie Izzard's voice when I read that phrase.

Haha welp I was the latter (solely)

IDK about the latter. Cracked Eggs are naturally unpredictable. It may take years to claw out from under studiously protracted self-oppression & finally allow oneself permission to embark on the fearsome task of self-maturation usually reserved to the resilience of adolescence.

There was a good friend I had back in college I would joke with about being "lesbians in men's bodies". I wonder what he's up to these days...

ohh yeah, i remember my “i’m just a lesbian in a man’s body” and “wanting to be the #1 twitch egirl” eras. it took me a lot of hints before i figured this out

Tangential but you cannot keep getting away with calling this a brunch still

it started at 11! there are rainbow waffles & mimosas! it’s pride brunch!!

oh yeah this was my cope ‘i’m a boy and i like girls i just think lesbians are better than straight men in every way and i wish i was one all the time but im just a man so it doesn’t matter’

me when i was younger: damn i really think i'd be fine if i was born as a dude.... totally fine with being a girl. but.... oh you poor poor sweet summer child /pats younger self on the head

also followed by "gee i wonder what its like to NOT have boobs." as well as... "hmm kinda wish i had a dick sometimes..." (i do not want a dick, but if i could snap my fingers and just give my boobs to the nearest trans woman in need, i'd do it in a heartbeat lol)

and so it begins! (or at least that's a large part of it for me lol)

❤️🏳️‍⚧️🫡

You're going to break this guy's brains. And free this girl's mind.

if there’s a girl under there then the guy likely never actually existed to begin with.

Ahh - yeah, if he makes remarks like that the odds are more in the favor of you gut feeling

everyone here has been chill & welcoming of him. i think we all picked up on the egg energy lmfao

Wowie

did this help some things click? ☺️

The concept in this first comic panel will forever remind me of @impossiblephd.bsky.social, because she was the first person I heard/read express it.

🤭

That's what got me! Almost two years ago today

Literally how Eddie Izzard describes herself in one of her comedy specials from 10-20 years ago.

Aka Suzy. Eddie isn't a dead name, since she still uses it, and is better known that way, but I think she might prefer it.

I like the idea that having an 18 charisma and rolling a 20 on persuasion looks something like this

I mean it might, though in this case, from the sound of it the dc on the roll was like 3

"Hey, bud. Here's some E. First taste is free."

i saw this post by itself and thought it was about ecstasy

Could very well be - there is also a chance that he is the kind of dude that has a curious, non-scared brain Apart from inviting myself, i'd probs do the same without being an egg

lmao I did not want to make a judgement earlier without more context but “sheltered 🥚” certainly crossed my mind

Giga egg behaviour. I just ended up chilling with queer people I met online. I didn't ask questions like that though, I binged all the video essays instead.

huh.

This is me except I talk to no one.

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