Sage 🏳️‍⚧️: me to the one straight guy who no one remembers inviting to pride brunch:

mfw the one cishet guy at this pride brunch asks me if there is “a difference between the nonbinarys and the pansexuals”

me waking up hungover & realizing i have yet another pride brunch to get to in 30 minutes:

Ya'll should kick him out.

me to the one straight guy who no one remembers inviting to pride brunch:

The bisexual girls cishet boyfriend is a vital part of the Queer coalition

was he really just there on his own? 🤨

he does not seem to know anyone and keeps asking sincere but extremely ignorant questions.

So he is basically annoying but not evil, i guess

yeah it’s super odd. he keeps asking different trans femmes about hrt so i think he is an 🥚 that saw queer people brunching outside & invited himself over lmao

reverse "how do you do fellow kids"

i overheard him telling someone he identified as a “male lesbian”. might hit him with something like this in a bit:

"Hey, bud. Here's some E. First taste is free."

i saw this post by itself and thought it was about ecstasy

Could very well be - there is also a chance that he is the kind of dude that has a curious, non-scared brain Apart from inviting myself, i'd probs do the same without being an egg

lmao I did not want to make a judgement earlier without more context but “sheltered 🥚” certainly crossed my mind

Giga egg behaviour. I just ended up chilling with queer people I met online. I didn't ask questions like that though, I binged all the video essays instead.

huh.

This is me except I talk to no one.

I mean, I want allies at Pride, but this guy just sounds like an idiot.

(please don't be ableist?)

Agh. 40 years of it to unlearn. Now I know how people felt when "negro" went from scientific to offensive. Except that I WANT to change and be better and they just wanted to keep being racist.

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