turbo jerry: brushing your teeth in the bathroom at work should be an instant jail sentence

brushing your teeth in the bathroom at work should be an instant jail sentence

Uh.. I do this at work sometimes after lunch.

i’m calling 911

i will caveat this by saying if it’s a private bathroom; totally permissible. if you can pull it off without anyone being in there with you, also permissible

what in the world!?

i’m explaining the dogmatic approach to brushing teeth at work, terra

i missed the explanation!

Wait until you find out what people do in the work toilets.

where else you gonna brush your teeth at work, turbo

Let's compromise: You're allowed to brush your teeth in That One Bathroom. However, all bathroom conversations now get a firing squad

lol permissible

There is literally nothing in the world worse than when you're about to drop a shit and then 4 guys walk in loudly talking about golf

I had to use this special mouthwash several times a day after I had gum surgery. even having to do that in the work bathroom made me feel dirty

Gotta try to get rid of the weed smell before you enter the workplace. 😋

lol ok fair but you’re still going to jail

ok kamala

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how I’m supposed comfortably whizz, while puzzling over what this psycho might do next?

🤣

Is bad breath not a greater crime?

that depends on who you ask

I'm asking you

Shaving in the Planet Fitness sink - no trial - execution

shut up i do this every day

i’m sorry! 🤣 i had no idea the discourse this would cause

it is #trashtuesday after all

ok real lol

Counterpoint, as a cavity-prone kid I longed for a job where I could brush my teeth after lunch.

you, and others are saying this, so i don’t blame you *as much*

Counter-counterpoint: I have an office job and still don’t do it.

counter-counter-counterpoint: if no one sees you or it’s a private bathroom you’re allowed

Ok but where do I brush my teeth after lunch then?

Use mouthwash and continue your day. You're not supposed to brush more than twice a day, brushing too much causes damage to your gums and enamel.

It's true. I knew a guy that was and over brusher and was having problems with his gums. He thought it was an issue of him not brushing enough, so he brushed more, and harder, to make sure everything was spotless. When he went to a dentist, they told him he was brushing too much and should back off.

These kinds of stories give me more anxiety and make me want to floss to the point of bleeding 😬

Sorry, but yes, you can also floss too much. Once a day is all you really need unless you're getting something out that is stuck between your teeth. Disclaimer: I'm not a dentist.

Yes, I know these things, but will go home and stare at the flaws in my teeth for two hours now

My tooth-related anxiety may not agree

Fair, extenuating factor.

You want people to go home to brush their teeth after lunch??

There is no world in which I'm exposing something that goes IN MY MOUTH to public restroom air. What is wrong with people?? 🤢

🫣👀😷 i tend to agree, but many others do not

So I see 😅 I wouldn't have thought this was so controversial. (Not to mention the ADA recommends brushing twice a day to avoid tooth abrasion, so three times a day isn't actually better oral health 🤪 but that's between the bathroom brushers and their dentists.)

Bad news- every job I’ve worked for 30 years, ppl shave and leave their hair all on the sink It’s fucking repulsive

🫣😷 dude!! no

Every. Single. Job.

too many farticles floating around

but honestly

I only use it to jack off

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