Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy

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Moacir P. de Sá Pereira

they figured it out despite him

france results are basically how i've been thinking about the us race and why i have been relatively calm. do not point out how the center here acts towards the left thank you.

three words? but

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greg2hats

hey vern you won't believe the repressed memory i had about you

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Dan Festa

a lot ofgood stuff but also too much long introspection and walking on eggshells that feels like stretching. waiting on the last episode but my general feeling is "grow or fall but something has to happen!"

it always was!

i don't sit down and workshop this shit. i post what my brain pukes out.

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Teresa R.

am i a pundit?

I wish i had jokes that supported Biden staying in but it's not the option that lends itself to jokes and my brain only works one way (poorly)

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond

i do but not about this. I'm actually neutral on him staying in because it involves a guess on a huge question i don't know the answer to. no idea if he is more or less likely to win than a replacement and all i know is Trump has to lose. earnest enough?

I wish i had jokes that supported Biden staying in but it's not the option that lends itself to jokes and my brain only works one way (poorly)

... so God says "I sent you a fireman, I sent you a boat, I sent you a helicopter..."

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The Mid Gatsby

THAT was incredible. this season the Faks have been frustratingly everywhere.

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Malice Walker

i am one episode from finishing the season but my sense is that there haven't been any reviews; all of the conflicting headlines are his anxiety flashing through his brain as he waits for the tribune review to drop.

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Malice Walker

idk is just too much and it pushed against the theme that he's throwing out $400 of wagyu a night in a quest for perfection while also letting a fak in front of house

the faks as comic relief are neither comic nor a relief. discuss amongst yourselves.

the male urge to respond "no it doesn't"

gotdamn if this isn’t EXACTLY what destroys relationships of every kind between men and women—family, platonic, workplace, romantic no amount of love can withstand being shot down every single time she opens her mouth

do i really need to say "do not agree with me i am telling a silly joke"

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italianstylemeats

I'm not saying it's a bad idea! he should be hit by a bus!

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D. Salas

you get to move

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more mr. nice guy

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David White

i am actually more confident than most but i really can't stand the idea that being worried is an anti-Biden conspiracy

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Elon Musk's Hair Plugs

yeah let's also ask them both to commit to accepting the results of the election

The fundamental issue with asking "why don't people call for Trump to resign" is like asking why it's such a big deal that McCluskey was on the Turk's payroll when nobody is asking Don Corleone to step down.

but this is why i still have no idea what he should do! bsky.app/profile/bloo...

NEW: Biden has narrowed Trump’s lead in swing states despite a widely panned presidential debate performance, the Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll finds

Biden Narrows Gap With Trump in Swing States Despite Debate Losswww.bloomberg.com The incumbent trails his GOP rival by just 2 points across key states, a Bloomberg News/Morning Consult shows, even as three in 10 Democrats say he should leave the race.

hazard of parenthood

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy

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