usagibrian

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Yes, this is definitely the new hotness. Guard your Snoopy cups.

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I seem to have made a terrible comic.

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Misandrosaurus Bex

Ha! And double ha! Firefighters do exactly one thing when there's a physical barrier between them and doing their jobs. Remove the barrier as expeditiously as possible.

Grane.

And people ask me why I'm still on Tumblr...

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isobel

What does a water company need with a Director of Generative A.I.?

Why does a water bottling plant need a director of GenAI? (If you take this job I can guarantee you will be laid off within the next two years)

Made even more absurd by the fact that one of the parties has been running for years now on anything bipartisan being definitionally evil.

The bipartisan world, the conflict-free world which squishy centrists crave like techbros crave AI, that older Dems who are still in power still believe in, has been dead for 20 years. And the illusion they needed to keep the status quo has reached a sanity-shattering level of absurdity.

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Mere Smith

First of all, no news org gives a single fuck about anything that happens in California. It might as well be Mars as far as they're concerned. Second, the LAPD makes the NYPD look like amateurs. Third, Gavin is running for president in 2028.

Tell me what the future holds, Doggy Diner Head.

Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

How frequent are the giant ape attacks?

My new life motto:

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Sarah Foxes Day 🖋️🦊

My gods, I've finally made it big on Tumblr. It's all downhill from here.

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Michael Tae Sweeney

Yep. The biggest failing of those of us who follow this stuff is forgetting that we're the weirdos.

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FJ!!

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Sorry, it was sitting right there...

Yeah I'm religious, I believe in the Holy Trinity.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained

Old enough to remember Boy Binkly...

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Courtney Milan

No. No safety. Only money.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Is the New York magazine ethnically stereotyping cats again?

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usagibrian

My bad. It was reported in the New York Times in fucking *June 2020*. All subsequent research indicates that what COVID does to your T-cells makes HIV look like a piker. Yes, I have watched this movie before, and some of you are really showing that it's your first pandemic.

I grew up on these streets.

I grew up on these streets … Except black and white.

Yup.

The subtle understatement that Classic Who was noted for throughout its run can make it difficult to spot. Sort of like Star Trek TOS.