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this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub
I just want to add that this author is a very old man who writes hamster mysteries and to be fair it seems adorable if he wasn’t a weird Glenn Beck guy
Geronimo Stilton knockoff lookin ass
oh my god is the fucking firefly called Wattson with two t's god dammit
Basil of Baker Street, it ain't.
the great mouse detective stays winning
Holmes was a coke addict, and the hamster one has no pants on
So you’re saying that hamster Holmes has a red string conspiracy murder board that proves chemtrails did 9/11 and probably some Mormon stuff that will go over my head?
I'm saying Hamster Holmes is probably on Epstein's flight list
I knew this was actually going to be a real article
and it is
and I still can't believe it
I'm sorry, I have no choice but to be irrationally angry with you for making it so I not only saw that article but also knew it was real.
Are you saying someone actually unironically compared a twitter troll to an extremely popular singer? Nah not possible…
Never gonna have to worry about someone making AI photos of Catturd sucking dick at a football game, they may be on to something with this
let’s be real: somebody probably already HAS made it happen.
Weaponized homophobia sucks but at at the same time there’s gotta be dudes who are into guys like catturd
Everything is somebody's fetish.
As a furry…don’t I know it LOL.
you know not what you are getting yourself into
you take those words off of Al Gore's internet right now
Well no, not WORRY about it
I like how in their made up culture war they still somehow lose every battle
I am so glad this was the first post I ever saw on here. Feels like home already.
I don’t see Taylor talking to Tucker for an hour to tens of dozens of people, checkmate libs
Please, catturd is his father. Call him catturd2.
A disgusting lump of pure solid waste.
In some other cases it might also reference what comes out of the ass-end of a feline.
Exactly what it sounds like, I’m sure
I’m proud of you for not knowing who that is. Please keep it that way.
The luckiest person alive!
Prominent Nazi poster on Twitter, frequently boosted/interacted with by Musk and other Nazis.
I muted the word Musk, his account, and a whole bunch of related shit on Twitter more than a year ago, cleaned up my feed considerably. Wish I could mute words here.
So they only do self owns now?
Bwahahaha imagine *bragging* that Catturd uses your shitty social media site. Jeezus.
I have Catturd too. Every day when i scoop the litterboxes.
His name perfectly encapsulates who he is. An unpleasant, revolting piece of shit.
The only time they pull of a decent comedic bit, it's by accident.
@timberners-lee, the internet was a bad idea man
The internet was a great idea but the implementation is shit. And then capitalism made it fatal.
It's Gutenberg who is really to blame.
this is High Potency Copium from the right 😭
