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🏳️‍⚧️ metal dude | l e f t left | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 2 hr
it is easier for heaven to go through the rich needle of a camel than for an eye to enter the kingdom of man
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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 2 mo
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 3 days
You can make friends with a spider -Big Spider
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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 8 mo
when that mf gives you cotton candy knowing ur gonna try to wash it
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drew @adrew.wifeguy.online · 18 hr
"dad this is the bad place"
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🏳️‍⚧️Topanga Rainbows/Ma'am Ma'am Migelow @topangarainbows.bsky.social · 9 hr
Perry went to the vet today. He’s fine.
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 12 hr
it’s actually abuse to tell me i’m wrong on the internet
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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 13 hr
they call them deviled eggs because if you eat one, you are considered latæ sententiæ and banished from the catholic church
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 14 hr
*trump walks out wearing a pirate eyepatch* cnn: wow where did this whole new guy come from he is so nice and handsome??
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 14 hr
we should have stopped before the real housewives learned the words ‘triggered’ and ‘trauma’ but it’s too late now
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 14 hr
imagine getting real-life mad about a bluesky argument
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15 hr
wait a second A = 01 M = 13 A = 01 Z = 26 O = 15 N = 14 —— 70 NOT PRIME wtf A = 01 M = 13 A = 01 Z = 26 O = 15 N = 14 P = 16 R = 18 I = 09 M = 13 E = 05 ——- 131 PRIME ohhhh ok
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 14 hr
change in headline
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 15 hr
my trash take is double-ply toilet paper is a scam, also the charmin bears are fascist
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denise ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · a day
she was so real for this
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · a day
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
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Garrett, Eldritch Whore @garrettlep.bsky.social · a day
You can do whatever you want in an abandoned RadioShack. It's like international waters.
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2 days
Did you not understand my emoji sentence?
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · a day
jd vance was grown from a piece of Sebastian gorka
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sid @sidvicio.us · 2 days
oh so thats why theyre called CHIPmunks
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 2 days
lifelong interests are a beautiful thing
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 2 days
The people clamor for your account reactivation, sire. In the city they wail and rend their garments. Will you not log on and bring them succor?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2 days
In other news, a real toad came to visit my metal toad
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Burger boy 🍔 @boobburger.bsky.social · 2 days
I am a consumer of content. And discontent for that matter
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themboy slim @xrae.bsky.social · 2 days
they’re telling me they’re innocent and i didn’t even ask
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social · 2 days
oops it's Scrungle Sunday but idk what time is behold a mango ripe for picking
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magic h🎱 @magichateball.bsky.social · 5 mo
tiny wizard: ᶦ ᶜᵃˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵍᶦᶜ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ Me: ow what stung me tiny wizard: ₗₘₐₒ
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Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social · 2 days
now this may seem counterproductive, stupid, like biden wants to lose even, but what you need to understand is that the biden campaign was about to unveil his new slogan “I am going to shoot donald trump in the head ” and it feels a bit awkward now
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Burger boy 🍔 @boobburger.bsky.social · 2 days
2016: holy shit, did this guy just quote Hitler? 2024:
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 2 days
I am putting out this heartfelt call: please, I beg of you, it’s important that everyone except me turn down the political temperature! It’s so crucial in these turbulent times for everyone who isn’t myself to watch what they say!! 💗