Taylor

Taylor

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David Berman voice: I’ve been living in a K Hive I’ve been living in a K Hive Ever since the last deba-a-ate

Jumping into Shadow of the Erdteee having not played since I beat Elden Ring two years ago Log in Google “which site of grace DLC?” Start DLC Get killed by first enemy Google “how use flask Elden ring?” Get killed by first enemy four more times Kid wakes up early from nap Turn of PS5

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*boyd crowder greeting a man pushing a massive anthropomorphic great white shark up the road in a baby carriage* why yorgos lanthimos, as i live and breathe!

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The best possible thing for Biden to do after that decrepit debate performance is to show himself on camera, frequently, in his element, so that people dismiss the debate as an aberration. And he should get angry. A lot.

I think the opposite. He should be going on TV a lot, ideally to announce big new policies

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Biden really is improving as this thing goes along, it’s a shame every poster has already made up their minds about this

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For someone I didn't know about a year ago, I sure would die for Ms. Rachel now.

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Kendrick Lamar teaches us that, in public debate, refuting your opponent's arguments point by point is less effective than identifying your opponent's single greatest weakness and maintaining message discipline.

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There is only one true answer here (non-cancelled division)

Whose music do you like despite their insufferability? Morrissey (and The Smiths)

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Huge burden on those of us with insanely cute kids but sorry you have to be my friend IRL to see pics of them

this is super interesting one thing ive noticed with my friends who are new parents is that they’ve managed to develop their own boundaries around this preemptively — either posting kids pics with the faces emoji’d over or to close friends circles instead of fully public

Goofy cheering for the OKC Thunder: “Jawrsh!”

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steve albini has died. rip, 👑.

Fuck m.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3...

Big Black - Kerosenem.youtube.com Big Black - Kerosene Atomizer lyrics I was born in this town Live here my whole life Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Probably learn to die in this town Live here my whole life Nothing to do, sit around at home Sit around at home, stare at the walls Stare at each other and wait till we die Stare at each other and wait till we die Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life There's Kerosene around, something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, we'll find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, set me on fire Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire Kerosene around, something to do There's Kerosene around, find something to do There's Kerosene around, find something to do Kerosene around, find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, set me on fire Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, now what do we do? Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do? Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do? Kerosene around, nothing to do Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do? Never anything to do in this town Never anything but jump Kerosene Never anything to do in this town Never anything Jump Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire, Kerosene Set me on fire

*extremely 76ers voice* My Process!

Look, I know if this didn’t work for David Milch and Dennis Franz then no one can pull it off, but “Beverly Hills Yabushige”.

I know Twitter is really done for because I saw the OJ news here first.

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being in your mid-to-late thirties kinda sucks low key because you have none of the gravitas of being 40 and none of the youth of being under 35. it's the 12 of being 13-19 and the 20 of being 21-29

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BLACKTHORN: Tell Toranaga-sama that they are BEATING, his ASS!! in the quote-tweets! MARIKO-SAMA: <…The Anjin wishes to express concern at the reception of your most recent posts.>

I’m going to wasteland, wasteland ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ ░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ I’m going to wasteland Porn bots and algorithms with nazis We’re going to wasteland

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Average Shogun episode: MARIKO: In Japan you must understand the chrysanthemum flower to understand its people BLACKTHORNE: Shit, piss and farts, now give me a gun

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I say this every year: when you are doing an In Memoriam montage, ONLY SHOW THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PAYING TRIBUTE TO. Why is this always so hard? This one ended with a list of names that were so deep into the background of the TV image, you'd need a 4K TV and magnifying glass to make them out.

Inventing a new guy who pronounces skillet “skillup”.

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You know it’s cold when Mike McDaniel isn’t wearing his little capris.

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man what am i even supposed to do here

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I love to muddle through somehow

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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

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I wrote about Shane MacGowan, one of the best songwriters who ever lived. www.gq.com/story/shane-...

It’s that time of year

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“Grief is good.” –Gordon Gekko played by Charlie Brown

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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what