Adam Herzog

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Every time he finishes singing the chorus of "Piano Man" live, Billy Joel points to himself and mouths "It's me, I'm the Piano Man."

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*me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically* Ok, what comes after thyme? Cyndi Lauper: thyme

I am quoted in this Bloomberg article about the newly released EEOC guidelines about workplace harassment. news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-...

EEOC Harassment Guidance Ripe for Suits Over LGBTQ+ Protectionsnews.bloomberglaw.com The EEOC’s first update to its harassment guidance in a quarter century gives the document greater relevance in today’s workplace well as a higher chance of a lawsuit from conservative-leaning challen...

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me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people therapist: try to ignore the naysayers me: the fucking who

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are you there God? It’s me, your cousin…Marvin. Marvin God!

I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day . . .

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This Monday, may we all be blessed with a carnivorous plant who makes us locally famous and then eats our girlfriend

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This is my first rodeo. What the hell is going on? Leave those animals alone, you assholes.

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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

I will be a panelist at the 2024 Whistleblower Law Symposium at Georgia State University College of Law on 3/13/24. My topic is "Internal Investigations of a Potential Whistleblower’s Complaint: Protecting the Company’s Interests and the Whistleblower’s Interests." atlantabar.org?pg=cleevents...

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Worst-Selling Apples - Red Delinquent - Grainy Smith - Golden Longhair - Sad Ronald - Travelin' Wormbury - Smooth Jazz - Mushland Softie - Brispin - Kirkland Brownspot - Honeywasp - Northern Woolsock - Rupert Pulpkin

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you ever watched pandas closely for like five minutes? those mfs are actively trying to go extinct and we’re all “oh no you don’t, let’s roll you back up this hill”

Great result for great clients! This was a long time coming, but worth it in the end. The SEC Whistleblower award program continues to be a tremendous tool for stopping company fraud and securities violations. katzbanks.com/news/katz-ba...

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My favorite part of the show "Bones" is when the titular skeleton known as Bones dances across the screen and everyone yells "It's Bones!"

I am quoted in this Bloomberg article re: the recent uptick in lawsuits against law firms for their Diversity Equity and Inclusion (DEI) programs. news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-...

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With the spooky season here, let me suggest to you all a book with thrills, tense moments, and a satisfying twist ending:

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Dracula turns into a bat to avoid detection or for selfish personal travel purposes, whereas I would turn into a bat to pollinate local plants and help balance our precious ecosystem. Just one of several ways that I am morally superior to Dracula.

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i made this image a few years ago to explain to a friend how the word "llama" looks like a llama

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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel And the last two letters are an e and an r And a t is in the front of the iiiiii of the tiger🎵

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Shark-cuterie. ☺️

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