KM: This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Sr would be saying if he were alive today?"
RF: Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here.
humbly sharing my UHF-themed parody of the Ultravox song "Live":
U(ltravox)HF
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Time to run away--
The boulder's chasing George around.
Can't stand another day
Of mindless, dead-end jobs.
He'd rather dream his dreams.
But now his ship has come;
Uncle Harvey's gamble starts the station's story.
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Don't you know the Dewey decimals?
Gandhi fights! Let's spin the Wheel of Fish!
Turn your dial up to the UHF!
You've never seen before
A janitor with his own show.
The antics of Raúl:
"Fly, poodle!" and it's gone.
And now you know you need
A spatula or nine.
And thus ascends U62 to ratings glory!
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Don't you know the Dewey decimals?
Gandhi fights! Let's spin the Wheel of Fish!
Turn your dial up to the UHF!
Tired of channel 8?
You've seen it all before?
Don't you know the Dewey decimals?
Gandhi fights! Let's spin the Wheel of Fish!
Turn your dial up to the UHF!
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I just watched a YouTube video about UHF today! Man, I love that movie and live my life by one simple motto: "never take the box, always take the fish"
