Cris (without an H)

For real, some celebrity accounts are run by a PR flack but a lot of them are actually the real person and they read their mentions more than you think

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🏳️‍⚧️ High Plains Grifter

This post is perfect

For the second time, AOC's general election opponent is someone named Tina Forte, a name that sounds amusing to people interested in marine biology

I am hyperventilating, internally, over the fursonas of established Planeswalkers

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Cris (without an H)

Happy to report that all of this got better after multiple repetitions of the soundtrack

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Cris (without an H)

Even my en/US spellcheck finds it silly

Look at the size of this sucker who just landed on my wife’s leg

fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

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Cris (without an H)

dude dude dude. they performed Shine On. We gotta go, get the time machine

wait WHAT

sea lions, sea lions everywhere

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Cris (without an H)

“The guy I refer to with dismissive nicknames blocked me”

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pee wee herman-palladino

Omg of the things that struck me from that Lucas/Spielberg/Kasdan transcript is how Lucas treats these cultures as just movie character types, like they’re not representative of actual human cultures at all.

"Then you'd better go catch it!" [hangs up]

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

Yeah I see this on your timeline frequently and it's basically a sign saying "your help is not needed or wanted"

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willow 🐈‍⬛

RIP Bruce Patterson, eaten by a croc

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Dave

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wesbarton.bsky.social

Banger

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️

Tangentially, I love that this post has been up for 5 days, has been reposted over 70 times and liked nearly 300, and not a single reply, just pure love and sharing. The Bluesky ratio

I downloaded a mobile slots game and one of the illustrated characters might be a mirror universe Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social

I appreciate how Lyta explicitly talks about the Star Wars prequels, which are to me a case study in how not to prequel. But I find this passage about concealing and revealing information really interesting, especially because I've been thinking a lot lately about The Hole by Hye-young Pyun.

wrote about prequels, which I think do not have to be bad, but usually are open.substack.com/pub/lytagold...

prequels are not impossible but they are difficultopen.substack.com I saw Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga over a week ago and have already forgotten most of what happens in it, which is not a good sign. The only elements to stick in my brain are the delightfully weird side ch...

Bouie posting about traffic cameras

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rahaeli

You are baby! I am asshole! (By @zizifothsi.bsky.social )

I bought myself some Monster Clay just to play around with and my 14yo grabbed it and is absolutely showing me how it’s done

Right, it's always just this, and it sounds like complete nonsense without that particular context.