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i sweatergod if y'all call into being the muppets thing i am going to be so pissed
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(i'm not sorry, i can't stand puppets of any kind, they're fucking creepy, and that includes the muppets)
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under no circumstances should you read “How to Sell a Haunted House” by Grady Hendrix
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oh yeah i had to abandon it entirely
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i enjoyed it bc it was like “yes your hatred of puppets is so justified” haha
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omg me too!! there are dozens of us
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Could be worse. Could be clowns.
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I don't find them creepy -just boring
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i will accept you being angry if we actually legitimately get the muppets thing. i’m sorry, but i need this, lol.
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Oh, God, sorry. I just did this.
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you aren't the first and you won't be the last lol
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tbh i want daniel craig to do an audiobook in his ridiculous accent, which i can't say exactly qualifies as the one he's aiming fior
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I heard that at one point Rian Johnson thought about giving Blanc a different ridiculous accent in every movie with no explanation and I feel that not doing that was a huge missed opportunity
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that would be incredible
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Benny Blanc from the Bronx, nice crossover
Carlito's Way | Benny Blanco From the Bronxwww.youtube.com Carlito (Al Pacino) is sick and tired of Benny Blanco (John Leguizamo) thinking that he owns the place so Carlito decides to teach him a lesson. Buy/Rent Carlito's Way! Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Carlitos-Way-Al-Pacino/dp/B008R3JYQS/ref=sr_1_1 iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/carlitos-way/id280173319 YouTube Movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3jmkBpPdrI Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/movies/details/Carlito_s_Way?id=m3jmkBpPdrI Fandango Now: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/1MVd1c409468c2f8db69f19625d6fd10cd2 VUDU: https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Carlito-s-Way/5746 Universal Pictures Home Entertainment: https://www.uphe.com/movies/carlitos-way From the director of Scarface comes the critically acclaimed crime thriller Carlito's Way. Oscar® winner Al Pacino gives on electrifying performance as former drug kingpin Carlito Brigante, who is sprung from prison by his high-powered attorney (Academy Award® winner Sean Penn). He stuns the New York underworld by vowing to go straight from a history of violence, but his plans are undermined by misguided loyalties and an outmoded code of honor. In a life-or-death battle, Carlito takes on the relentless forces that refuse to let him go. Co-starring John Leguizamo and Luis Guzman, Carlito's Way is a powerful, action-packed ride all the way to its explosive conclusion. © 1993 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Cast: Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller Produced by: Willi Baer, Martin Bregman, Michael Bregman Directed by: Brian De Palma #AlPacino #CarlitosWay
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I think that might be kinda the point of the accent.
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So many possibilities. A dramatic reading of the classics. Children's books. Mystery novels. How-To Guides.
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What is wrong with his accent? It sounds exactly like someone from the Southnorth Carogeorgiabama panhandle.
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But where are the muppets?!
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I would pay a fortune for a Muppets Knives Out film
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Wait, that ISN'T Kermit!?
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Legit a 'one more year' moment
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God, I hope Daniel Craig's weird detective never stops getting movies.
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Much like Poirot, it’s Benoit on PBS Mystery
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But! I just put my knives away!
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I hope they get Hugh Grant back. Doesn't have to be a major role, but it would be nice to see him again.
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I just need his husband to play a larger part.
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All I want in life is an AI bot that will answer me in Benoit Blanc’s voice.
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Guess I should watch Glass Onion before then.
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hell yes you should
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If you liked Knives Out, maybe not.
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Liked em both. They’re different and also both ridiculous.
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I agree, though I liked the second less, which makes my brain point at itself and say "you like two ridiculous things differently". Then it points back and says "what is the sound of one wing flapping?"
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Starting Internal fangirl screaming now
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This is highly relevant to my interests.
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Is "Knives Out" gonna be like "The Thin Man" where, eventually the reason for the title of the first film will be lost and people will call it a "Knives Out" film rather than a Benoit Blanc film?
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Would see just to hear Daniel's absurd accent