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You, normal American: Wow, this is a worse dog scandal than Mitt Romney's. Me, an Arkansan: Wow, this is almost as bad as when Mike Huckabee's son killed a dog at a Boy Scout camp and then he fired the state police chief for refusing to tell the district attorney not to investigate it.
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Republicans have a long history of hating dogs it seems.
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Dogs mostly hate Republicans so the feeling is mutual.
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Dogs usually have good instincts
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If my dog doesn't like you I'm suspicious. Not the little one, she's afraid of everyone.
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I would be perfectly happy if anyone who’s ever deliberately harmed a dog or cat, was permanently disqualified from politics.
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It should be in the fucking Constitution. It wouldn't have saved us from Mike Bloomberg but we didn't really need it, we saved ourselves from him.
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Daycare, teaching, healthcare…
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Considering that humans who dehumanize other humans aren't barred, I think this is not the first standard we should apply...
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Major biting the Secret Service agents
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He knew they didn’t have POTUS’s best interests at heart
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God damn right. I'm team Major.
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I would go so far as to say they’re impeccable. A dog knows evil right away.
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One of my dogs would be suspicious of Mother Theresa.
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She'd be totally right about that one.
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Mother Teresa was evil incarnate. The rest was just PR.
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And a cat's like, I'm outta here, human..
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If you don’t have the sense to follow the cat it’s your own fault
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Remember, most cops are Republican.
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Oh of course… By and large cops don’t prevent crimes. Instead they’re more like crime janitors. Which leaves the only reason for having an objectively terrible job… The ability to abuse power.
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They see pets as furniture or accessories. They don’t hate dogs, but they don’t respect them as living beings. Staunch conservatives have no concept of empathy, everything boils down to “how is this useful to me.” If it’s not useful, it’s disposable.
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This son of Mike Huckabee wouldn’t also happen to be the brother of the current governor of Arkansas, would he?
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That dog is being held hostage! Send for help.
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but not quite as bad as Jerry Fallwell's autobiography, where he told the "colorful" story of the "prank" his dad played on a coworker (killed his cat and then fed it to him)
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And this makes Larry Flint's parody seem far more likely to not only be true, but also a watered down version of reality.
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See, Falwell said it was okay, because the co-worker was handicapped, so they all called him “Crip” before murdering his cat: www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/...
A Tiny Revolution: Jerry Falwell, Explainedwww.tinyrevolution.com
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“Bordered on cruelty” in this context is so beyond fucked up.
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"We love shooting things and we hate dogs, don't we folks? The lying media hates it but we love it"
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They’ll take any excuse to hurt something innocent.
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What a bunch of murderous sociopaths.
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Small leap from killing a dog after believing that a tiny cluster of cells is a human being that has more rights than a pregnant adult woman. And supporting some psychotic logic that killing the mom still produces a living human being.
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Shame he's not around here to block everyone who brings this up
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I forgot about huckabee's serial killeresque son
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Yeah, but if you stare into the dad's eyes you'll see his secret dungeon filled with undocumented immigrants. Those are the eyes of a man who'se travel patterns correlate to missing persons, I'd suspect. The son is in the family business, but dumber about it is what I'm saying.
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Well....the Huckabees are scum..everyone knows that.
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Yeah but theres scum and theres dog killing
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im absolutamente not a “killing this or that species matters more than people” it’s just an extreme demonstration of inhumanity with species that we bred to cherish our acceptance and kindness
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Yes they are. It's a fundie Christian thing to treat animals this way.
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