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Undrafted free agent. Unfunded contingent liability. Self-proclaimed. LA-based. Plant-based. 🌱 Pre-owned. I won a #game on cable tv once. #VoteBlue

Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.

Malaisée-faire

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Help me keep my house: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack

The kind of gay the Westboro Baptist Church tried to warn you about

A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.

Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻‍♂️🥁but not limited to. Nobody is watching but everybody cares. Rather be on a wave or in a tree but we don’t always get what we want. You might do. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke.

He/Him. Neuroperfect. I raise goats. I do not know what crypto or BTS means.

She/her.

Mathematician and artist of sorts, published writer, ex-professor, Academy award winner, “connector of people”, and in a hell of a mental illness journey.

normal man. just love people.

Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

Australia’s Favourite Dave and Guatemala’s Fave Dave. I've never been to either place.
avi by nature
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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion

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Just a cool mother fucker.

Dog dad. Artist manager.

Mother of all poltergeists
Asc Leo Sun Sag Moon Pisces

Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽

Mr. Kickass

• he/him/sensual

• ngunnawal country, australia 🇦🇺

Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter.

https://boxd.it/3ZPn1

Linux geek - Movie buff - History buff - Married got 2 teenage kids - If I follow you I would really like a follow back.
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Opinions are not my own.

Just tryna make jokes and be a silly billy. I perform stand-up, improv, sketch videos, and I'm a professional game designer.

Please check out my sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T

I am artist amongst other things


‘Nice girl, bit weird’

Living on Stolen Land

Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.

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48 New York not the big 🍎
Been a Trekkie since late 70's 🛸
4:20 I love weed 🌱
I will not give you money $
No crypto or investment DM 😝
Real people are always welcome 💙
No fake or judgemental people
#KamalaHarris2024 #HarrisClinton

'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line

Messy. Neurodivergent. Veteran. D.I.D. Cassandra.

AlienArchiveGifts is my shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/AlienArchiveGifts

Forest dwelling, one special unicorn loving, dog and pony mom.
She/Her

Lawyer, bike rider, dog lover

Pedaler Colourist

Vancouver BC

Writes short stories (some longish). Snark factor is high. Progressive. https://johnscottg.com

Book lover, baker, nature appreciator

26 / guitar for dearest / (he/him)

i like star wars, movies, comics, and other nerd stuff

be kind, have hope
free palestine

Em pé sem cair, deitado sem dormir, sentado sem cochilar e fazendo pose.
Sober life.

I don’t want to write a description ❤️

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You may find me funny.
You might like my vibe.
🤹🎡🎪🎢🎠
Yes, oh yes it is…take it up with the management.


Brainwaves➡️
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Because only bombing on twitter just isn’t enough for me anymore

Sliceofhell.com

Writer/Comedian/Producer

Author of People of the Titanic - coming fall of '24

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Premium Verified Account 🤩 | Sweetposts | Metal and Cumbia | Futbol | Beisbol | Hockey | Soy el punk que deseo ver en el mundo | Solidaridad Latina | 26+6=1 | ☘️

Dad, man, brother, TV, camera, apples, butter, pinch of salt, stamina, accuracy, strength, Physics 101, Home Ec.

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The Shitman. Baby Micha. A$AP Shidder.
Three Friends. One Shid. #shidgang4life
SHIDDER MUSIC STREAMING EVERYWHERE
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://linktr.ee/shiddermob
trying to find our shidder family 🥺

Nerd, beekeeper, and proud owner of 3 grills. Bowled a 246 on Nintendo Switch Sports.

sports, politics, & theology
Benfica, Columbus Crew.
Pittsburgh Steelers, Pirates, & Penguins.
Memphis Grizzlies
WVU

Luso-American 🇵🇹 🇺🇸
Progressive Democrat 🛜
Millennial

taking a cheese whiz