Tim Onion: What if next year is good? Wouldn't that be funny? Surprise me, motherfucker.

What if next year is good? Wouldn't that be funny? Surprise me, motherfucker.

Very tempting, Don. I’ve proven a number of teachers wrong. The most memorable was in secondary school. Our math teacher stated that 22/7 was the definitive Pi and everything else an approximation. I told him that 22/7 was a very commonly used approximation and that 3.1415937… was precise to a ….

…to a tolerance. He pushed back but then left it. Next day he started class by saying “I oww Mr Carroll an apology. He was right and I was wrong”. We got on extremely well anyway and I was his #1 math student. It stood out that a teacher from Ballyfermot was honorable enough to admit wrong, whereas

…teachers from more up market areas had too much ego blocking their ability to do that.

i think it would mess a lot of people up psychologically if a year was good

nobody has a frame of reference through which to understand something like that. unmoored

Wow, my boss is treating me amazingly, my family is doing well, my finances are on the up with the new job, and I'm really happy with my life decisions overall! ... Oh god I'm getting fired, murdered, or losing everything by new years aren't I?! SOMEONE SLASH MY TIRES SO BAD HAPPENS!

Haha what a prank

The new TikTok Challenge is being happy in 2024.

Ffffuuuuuuu just let me do the ice bucket challenge

(Impossible)

2024 could do the most hilarious thing …

I just spoke to one of my mystical fortune telling toads who told me next year is actually gonna slap. It’s rarely wrong

Can you IMAGINE???

I actually can. We’ve had a stretch of comically bad years for the past few, but it’s not really supposed to be that way

And yet...

That sounds made up Ben.

a year that's good? are those even legal anymore

Pretty sure they made a vaccine to prevent it or something

Hahahaha jk unless 👀

Hahaha no fucking way.

Absolutely not.

Let's circle back on January 6th, 2025.

Wildcard, bitches!

I could really use some funny, Ben

ffr

For the love of all good things, this must happen.

Why am I crying fuck

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

A Refreshing Change of Pace

Having a nice year for lulz is acceptable.

From your lips to all the Gods ears

Yeah, right.

*ron howard voice*

what was the last good year?

2012?

Don't hold your breath.

Frankly, I'm counting on it.

It's going to be so fucking funny when he loses a second time. That's the energy with which I'm going into this year.

Next year will be the best year for posting in history. Beyond that, who's to say

It would be hilarious, ironic, and downright blasphemous

Me when I try a new restaurant

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We’re way past due for a good one!

this is Anti-Doomer Action

If only…. I want to wake up and have someone say “You’ve been in a coma and everything was a dream”.

More time with Gramma, quick.

Mines been dead with 2019. But, definitely more time with family?

My gramma died alone of old age in a hospital room in December 2020. I will never ever forgive anti-maskers.

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