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Obstacle course!

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

American Ninja Warrior!

This is the only correct answer

I was gonna say.

Him and Kamala on Hot Ones would make this a total blowout.

DEFinitely!

NYT Connections!

driving a retro Trans-Am through a traffic cone course at decent speed

Presidential Ninja Warrior

I was really expecting him to challenge trump to a push up contest.

There's an open spot in the hot dog eating contest tomorrow...

No no no, it’s obviously to make the perfect beignet soufflé with only the ingredients and Paul’s pared-down recipe

he cld illustrate his competence by testing his newly-granted immunity

If you wanna be the next US President you gotta have what it takes Nickelodeon presents a special episode of GUTS

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Double Dare!

Golf came up in the debate, make Trump and Biden compete on Holey Moley

Biden running the Eliminator LFGGGGGG

The Olympics is just around the corner.

Jack Palance press ups in stage!

Saxophone on Arsenio

People at the time chose to ignore that Arsenio asked Clinton if there was anyone he wanted to play with and he eagerly responded, “Kenny G!”

Ramp race!

Cornhole tournament followed by pub trivia!

American Ninja President

Olympic Gymnastics Floor Routine!

Breakdance battle with Trump

I'd pay all the currency to run both candidates through a Double Dare course.

He has to beat Battletoads for NES with no cheats or warp zones.

Oooh can we do it Wipe Out style???

I'm wherever on all of this, but did Biden's team explicitly refer to it as a "grim ultimatum" or words specifically to that effect? If not, this ain't "breaking news". It's punditry.

Mortal Kombat!

how about a State of the Union on tv and online?

Fort Boyard, he needs to prove he can solve those puzzles.

The Eliminator

Spelling Bee, followed by Blind Date.

Like Phyllis on The Office going through the obstacle course.

The season 1 finale of Survivor brought in nearly twice the viewership as that of The Apprentice. Just saying.

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