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my earliest and sickest memories had a small, freshly lined trash can relocated from elsewhere in the house and placed by my bedside. some sick fucks online, however, projectile vomit into a salad bowl that mom tosses in the dishwasher like normal and then everyone has dinner out of it the next day
can’t believe we have to say this again but vomit goes in the toilet. if you can’t make it to the toilet, use a trash can. or a plastic bag with no holes in it. do not use a bowl. definitely do not use a bowl that will ever touch food again. no it doesn’t matter how well you clean it. don’t do it
what convinced me that the biden situation is not just democratic and media elites melting down was overhearing a group of old white people dunking on biden for sundowning
i don’t always like soda tie-ins (weird syrupy flavors and such) but this one was actually pretty good. not too sweet, for a soda anyway. would buy again
Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military last week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ground operation, the latest UN figures show.
I am hard at work on the plans for Project 2031. Y’all not even gonna believe this shit. We are going to take over, and it will probably be bloodless, but I can’t necessarily say the same about piss
i try not to have gum on my person because everyone always wants a piece and i can’t stand the sound of other people chewing gum. it makes me want to buy an explosive vest
It's amazing how confidently the media asserted that Biden's post debate polling was disastrous (including Stephanopoulos having an extended on air argument with Biden about it during yesterday's interview!) with basically zero evidence
NEW: Biden has narrowed Trump’s lead in swing states despite a widely panned presidential debate performance, the Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll finds