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bobby (frociaggine)

@bobbylewis.bsky.social

former senior national security analyst at popeyes louisiana kitchen | @revrrlewis elsewhere | this is a personal account | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 | signal: bobby.69

📍new orleans
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high as fuck (thrifted several items online that other people had in their carts)
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dear god the splashback. the overflow
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it’s the bowl. there’s only one bowl in the house, and that’s it
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my earliest and sickest memories had a small, freshly lined trash can relocated from elsewhere in the house and placed by my bedside. some sick fucks online, however, projectile vomit into a salad bowl that mom tosses in the dishwasher like normal and then everyone has dinner out of it the next day
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can’t believe we have to say this again but vomit goes in the toilet. if you can’t make it to the toilet, use a trash can. or a plastic bag with no holes in it. do not use a bowl. definitely do not use a bowl that will ever touch food again. no it doesn’t matter how well you clean it. don’t do it
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Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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anyone who says electoral politics will lead to a just world is misleading you. but so too are the people who say electoral politics doesn’t matter
I know the latest NZ election outcome was less than good, but jesus.
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what convinced me that the biden situation is not just democratic and media elites melting down was overhearing a group of old white people dunking on biden for sundowning
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one of them said “next year i’ll be old enough to be president too”
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nuka-victory: the death of communism, now with a sparkling peach-mango taste
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i don’t always like soda tie-ins (weird syrupy flavors and such) but this one was actually pretty good. not too sweet, for a soda anyway. would buy again
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if only there was a word for "displacing" an "entire population" of people using "military ground operations"
Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military last week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ground operation, the latest UN figures show.
Almost entire population in Gaza now displaced amid fresh Israeli offensive | CNNwww.cnn.com Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military this week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ...
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disappointing, but who said the media field was full of hope and good news
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I am hard at work on the plans for Project 2031. Y’all not even gonna believe this shit. We are going to take over, and it will probably be bloodless, but I can’t necessarily say the same about piss
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i try not to have gum on my person because everyone always wants a piece and i can’t stand the sound of other people chewing gum. it makes me want to buy an explosive vest
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yeah 😕 smoking helps but that may uhhh be otherwise inadvisable
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the number of people i’ve heard proudly say they listen to the daily vs. the number of my online/media friends who despise the daily
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mounting and breeding the hotel sink to get the angle just right
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It's amazing how confidently the media asserted that Biden's post debate polling was disastrous (including Stephanopoulos having an extended on air argument with Biden about it during yesterday's interview!) with basically zero evidence
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Gotta say, don't care to be in Hurricane Monitoring Mode this early in July
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that annual moment when you turn on all alerts for the word “hurricane” comes sooner and sooner each year
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one piece of fried fish is just a unshelled taco— aka why
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i’m so annoyed lol and trying not to show it and ruin this middling (because of the food) family lunch
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finished my plate when the rest of the table was only half done with theirs because i literally got half as much food as them for the same price
i appreciate that seattle is a seafood town but “fish and chips” means at least three pieces of fried fish, not two or god forbid one
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i appreciate that seattle is a seafood town but “fish and chips” means at least three pieces of fried fish, not two or god forbid one