Brendel: There is one man with the political acumen and universal appeal to navigate a broken bitter convention, unite the party, and win the Presidency

There is one man with the political acumen and universal appeal to navigate a broken bitter convention, unite the party, and win the Presidency

to be fair i would pay to watch a debate between him and trump

This would be extremely funny

“This isn’t a Wendy’s, this is the Democratic National Convention!” (standing o for the next 20 minutes)

VP: Debbie Wasserman Schultz

tbh i would a million times rather have tthis dude than biden

Sir, this WILL BE a Wendy's.

jemf

The m is for mighty fine candidate

Great Value Eric Clapton

Commas are important; "Great Value Eric Clapton" sounds like an infomercial for Clapton CDs on Japanese TV

Am I high?

In 2024? Why would you not be?

I need this one and Markos Moulitsas and Ezra Klein and Robby Mook, STAT!!!

Isn't Clapton English?

my personal Lennon-beat-his-wife that I bring up every time I see this guy is that his daughter drew Awkward Zombie and they seem to have a pretty normal and sweet relationship

Was pretty worried where this was going initially lol

No yeah he seems like a normal dad who just likes Twitter too much. Many such cases!

He’d probably be a decent enough guy if the Bernie-hate hadn’t cooked his brain

Trump: Jeff Bezos, very nasty man. Very smart man, but also very nasty. Asked me to go to space, said “Mr Trump sir, we need your wisdom in space sir”. I’m very smart you know. Connected to the folks at MIT. Very smart, with rockets Tiedrich: Sir, this is a Wendy’s *Tiedrich wins 43 states *

I look forward to the constant bleeps on the State of the Union address.

If anyone's able to put up with Trump's meandering, meaningless firehouse of self-indulgent drivel on stage, I suppose it'd have to be a seasoned Grateful Dead fan.

As Jeff would say, "Fuck yeah!"

It might work if he ran with

Unironically a better choice than Harris

Idk. Eric Clapton has become a divisive figure politically, in the past few years.

I'm reluctantly not against it. dude might be the most liberal brained poster you've ever seen but he actually has principles unlike... all of them

finally someone is talking some gd sense

It's Tieds Time

Oh no oh God

Unfortunately Pee Wee Herman is unavailable.

eric clapton is english tho

pleasebejokingpleasebejokingpleasebejoking

I'm not sure Tiedrich is real. Every image of his gives off AI vibes

Watch he's actually Hillary Clinton's top secret evil email server gone sentient.

Is he in any starter packs? I just want to know what they're called

I love Jeff.

Is Teidrich on this platform?

yeah

Idk, the idea I keep coming back to is: BrooklynDad_Candidate!

A posting legend

Please don't put that energy into the world man...

That man is Ryan Seacrest. Legitimately.

Battle for VP is between Jo from Jerz and Brooklyn Dad

Lol, lmao even

I would take up my ancestral armour and pledge my house to his banner

Tiedrichs in Heaven

Almost everything is best run by nerds who care about their domain. But we nerds can't see the forest. The bureaucracy should be overseen by nerds with social and artistic buffs who see the trees.

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