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Brian K. Scott

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Comedy guy.
"His stuff's ehh" - My Mom
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All it took for the conservative accounts who have been discrediting Eminem the last 10 years was do a bunch of anti trans bars to win respect and the thing they all have in common is that they all secretly beat off to trans ppl but hate themselves for doing it
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I feel like motion pictures were better back when it was mainly french magicians taking off their heads and juggling them
i feel like the internet was better back when it was mainly Flash animations of stick figures fighting each other
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Please, Miss Shitter was my father, call me Joist Truss
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Thank you Piss Shitter. I needed to hear that.
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3 tickets to Challengers please
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Three tickets to challengers, please
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Eminem belting out fast bars about the homosexual tendencies of those who do not support cryptocurrency, offering to piledriver them into tables as soon as he's done beating their wives.
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Where does she shower?
The same guys complaining about the unhoused ruining San Francisco say it's cool to, um, LIVE IN YOUR TESLA
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You're a new trend on bluesky, Charlie Brown
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Welp, looks like we're fresh out of murderer. I mean OJ! Shit! We're fresh out of OJ. The murderer.
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sometimes i fantasize about a world where everyone in america with medical bills refuses to pay everyone, even people who can afford it like fuck you, no
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It should be legal to steal the credit card of someone who sent me a death threat. Oh you know my address? Stalk my door while all of these Amazon packages pile up why don't you?
The thing about the folks sending me threats via email is they all have TERRIBLE opsec and are using gmail accounts linked to multiple other accounts and I’m having to distinctly hold myself back from, like, finding out exactly who they are.
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sad to think this all could have been avoided
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Imagine this meme but the bottom panel is Beast Boy and Cyborg saying "Waffles".
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man i loved the hell out of LIQUID TELEVISION and now it seems impossible that was just. on. on a weeknight.
I'm currently out of the office. Please deposit all messages in my Æon Flux Molar Hatch and I'll be in touch ASAP.
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“The Puritan is the man who cannot sleep at night, for fear someone, somewhere, is enjoying themselves.” Also: If they see people being happy alone, it drives home to them that they’re alone, and *miserable*, because they are so repellent even they don’t enjoy their own company.
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There are no plans for a switch 2. In 2030 there will still be baseless rumors about a slight upgrade to the bezel size.
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If only he learned magic like GOB and did kid's parties instead of whatever he's doing now.
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The lottery is a tax on stupidity, and I don't want the IRS coming after me for not paying it.
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Jon Stewart was right. The Democrats should have picked someone else, and it's not too late.
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Where are Ludacris and Lil Jon?
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what circle of hell do i go to for saying “wow is that a death note reference” about the jesus feet super bowl commercial?
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“The Jesus ads just…get me. Like when they had the oil field worker washing the feet of the environmentalist? That spoke to me.”
People who watch the Super Bowl for the ads are the saddest ones among us. They’re dogshit. Not at all entertaining. No one could like any of this.
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Jesus freaks are so unhorny they didn't realize what they just did.
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I sell my soul and compromise my vision on my Honey Nut Cheerios Bee movie only for Chris Pratt to get the voice wrong AND it disappears into the ether.
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We'll have to closely watch box office performance of Tim Burton's Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman remake in order to test this hypothesis. Also the new pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog movie from Wes Anderson.
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