cait: i love blocking people, this is what blocking people feels like

i love blocking people, this is what blocking people feels like

It's more like this tbh

how did you know i had a wagon

I know everything :3

Thicc Dr. Manhattan is probably my favorite reaction image in the world. Thank you for posting it

You're more than welcome. Memes should be shared and enjoyed.

There we go, this is what I was looking for

whenever I see "blocked post" brian eno music starts playing in my head and the smell of my favorite incense wafts into the room

I just wish that when I blocked someone it blocked them universally. Because no one should see that garbage.

it should kill them

It should send a signal back in time that causes the sperm they came from to implode.

I guess dissolving them or whatever is shown here would do the trick, true.

😂 😂 😂

It doesn't?

Currently just a feature request, I believe.

Omg thats hilarious, let me save that one haha :D

... and another one bites the dust 🎵

Putting a name on a modlist feels like writing in the death note istg

Simpsons version of John Waters saying "zzzap"

With some people I wish it actually did that

ADHD object permanence issues are a fucking blessing sometimes. blocking erases them from existence

🫡 thank you for your service by drawing in the weirdos so we can block them.

What we really need is for Jerry to sell the team. #selltheteam #whitesox

I totally juat blocked someone who posted a screed about how everyone who disagreed with him was, basically, evil...felt like scraping something off my shoe...no need to respond...just...gone

Can you deatomize me, please? My left shoulder is killing me and also I hate the world.

It feels like the social media version of canceling plans in real life.

I wish to disintegrate and vanish, thereby killing me in an unspecified and alarming manner. So please good chap, block me.

Honest question… do you also feel more satisfied blocking them one by one? I feel a little disappointed when I sub to a blocklist. It’s useful and all, but i find something enjoyable and cathartic about individual blocks.

For me, it's like a video game that my very uncoordinated self can't lose.

To me it feels a lot like sending them to the phantom zone.

I’d rather not be nude white blocking.

this is my page i can wear what i want

This is exchange is exactly why I follow you.

Please don’t block me. I can’t handle the social ostracizing.

it’s soooo good

Reminds me of Ready Player One (the book, this I believe was left out of the movie). Parzival is in a public space (I believe school) and someone's bullying him. He mutes him (since it's VR) and the bully knows that and can't do anything about it.

Agreed 😁

If I block you I want you to feel it in your bones. I want it to make you get a nosebleed right as I block you and you have to pull over. I hope my block becomes a little shadow that follows you around, nipping at your heels, always there, waiting. I hope it's the last thing you see before you die.

okay thats a bit too much gurl..

Sometimes I tell a student "aaaand mute" for when they need to stop interrupting. Gives the same energy

They keep asking who Steve Jobs was.

BTW this is a good book about people obsessed with rorschach en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorscha...

From now on each time i block someone i will reply with this

I bet that felt great for Rorschach

What do you consider blockable offenses?

fucking the vibes up

"You threw off my vibes!" "I'm sorry but you threw off the Emperor's vibes" *yeeted out of a window*

@vbastarache.bsky.social pew pew

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH TRUE

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