cait: like no offense but if i was good at actual video games i wouldn't be playing "Goat Simulator"

i immediately bought the goat simulator 3 DLC and i am enjoying it very much but i am also getting increasingly frustrated bc so much of it is extremely finicky platforming puzzles which seems like an odd choice for a game where im playing as a goat and the goat controls like shit

like no offense but if i was good at actual video games i wouldn't be playing "Goat Simulator"

in fact i am so uniquely bad at video games that they should hire me as a stress tester bc if there is a way to break a game i WILL find it, completely by accident

literally prime material for games QA. it turns out only having people that are good at games misses a lot of really funny stuff.

if there's a way to clip through your world and get stuck I will sniff it out within 10 minutes

I managed to clip my whole party through a wall with 30 minutes of unsaved gameplay in DA:I yesterday Yay me!

Oh I am part of this "Ridiculously Bad At Games" club without a doubt. My terribleness is legendary among friends. "So now Hunter's guy is running into a corner repeatedly..."

my favourite thing is seeing someone do that, then figuring out why it does that, then trying it everywhere to see if you can sequence break with it.

I, too, am like this and someone should sponsor us to play cooperatively on Twitch because it would by hysterical. Did you know that you can drive so badly in GTA5 that you set the car on fire IN THE TUTORIAL?

i didn't but it sounds like something i could do :(

I did worse in 4, got it wedged sideways between a fence and a building. I couldn’t move, or get out of the car. Threw the controller down in frustration, and never touched it again.

i hate driving in games soooo much lmao

Very difficult to pick up the sex workers and rob their bosses that way.

Or get to the checkpoint to complete your drive, from the airport, which is the very first thing you do.

GTA5 us how I discovered you can get a refund from Steam

I've heard video game testing described as the single best way to destroy your interest in playing video games ever again.

Goat Simulator devs: oh, that’s weird, let’s make that a feature!

vital to any project, the bimbo engineering corps

I am still at the stage of being single shot dead by any Supermutant that comes along. I'm just about to build my Power Armour. Watch me become invincible shortly. I do love the moment when you've finally got everything together. Yes still playing #Fallout76. What the f is #blacktitanium anyway!

It feels like every fun game these days has one jarringly super shitty unfun element or section that’s so bad it threatens to ruin the whole experience, and it’s confusing because it’s such a stark and obvious contrast against the context

it's like designers think we need to do chores in order to enjoy a game it's weird

People love sudden 90-degree difficulty curves or extremely boring slogs that derail story progression, right?

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