cait: i immediately bought the goat simulator 3 DLC and i am enjoying it very much but i am also getting increasingly frustrated bc so much of it is extremely finicky platforming puzzles which seems like an odd choice for a game where im playing as a goat and the goat controls like shit

i immediately bought the goat simulator 3 DLC and i am enjoying it very much but i am also getting increasingly frustrated bc so much of it is extremely finicky platforming puzzles which seems like an odd choice for a game where im playing as a goat and the goat controls like shit

like no offense but if i was good at actual video games i wouldn't be playing "Goat Simulator"

in fact i am so uniquely bad at video games that they should hire me as a stress tester bc if there is a way to break a game i WILL find it, completely by accident

literally prime material for games QA. it turns out only having people that are good at games misses a lot of really funny stuff.

if there's a way to clip through your world and get stuck I will sniff it out within 10 minutes

I managed to clip my whole party through a wall with 30 minutes of unsaved gameplay in DA:I yesterday Yay me!

Oh I am part of this "Ridiculously Bad At Games" club without a doubt. My terribleness is legendary among friends. "So now Hunter's guy is running into a corner repeatedly..."

my favourite thing is seeing someone do that, then figuring out why it does that, then trying it everywhere to see if you can sequence break with it.

I, too, am like this and someone should sponsor us to play cooperatively on Twitch because it would by hysterical. Did you know that you can drive so badly in GTA5 that you set the car on fire IN THE TUTORIAL?

i didn't but it sounds like something i could do :(

I did worse in 4, got it wedged sideways between a fence and a building. I couldn’t move, or get out of the car. Threw the controller down in frustration, and never touched it again.

i hate driving in games soooo much lmao

Very difficult to pick up the sex workers and rob their bosses that way.

Or get to the checkpoint to complete your drive, from the airport, which is the very first thing you do.

I've heard video game testing described as the single best way to destroy your interest in playing video games ever again.

Goat Simulator devs: oh, that’s weird, let’s make that a feature!

vital to any project, the bimbo engineering corps

I am still at the stage of being single shot dead by any Supermutant that comes along. I'm just about to build my Power Armour. Watch me become invincible shortly. I do love the moment when you've finally got everything together. Yes still playing #Fallout76. What the f is #blacktitanium anyway!

It feels like every fun game these days has one jarringly super shitty unfun element or section that’s so bad it threatens to ruin the whole experience, and it’s confusing because it’s such a stark and obvious contrast against the context

it's like designers think we need to do chores in order to enjoy a game it's weird

People love sudden 90-degree difficulty curves or extremely boring slogs that derail story progression, right?

This is happened to Octodad too and I never got why. The whole point is that the game is actively falling apart as you play it, why do I have to get good

i refuse to get good

If I'm going to PRACTICE something, it'll be an accordion. Video games are for fun.

Parts of that game are so fucking hard, only because the controls are awful and the game often doesn’t tell you how anything works

if it's going to be shitty chaos then MAKE IT BE THAT

I bought the game and the DLCs for my son during early pandemic days and he kept handing me the controls to do the most insane things. I thought the game was cute at first but now I kind of hate it

I forgot all about goat simulator and now I've learned there's 3 of them? Wow. Is 3 worth picking up?

lol there's only 2, they called it 3 as a joke but yes it's very good

A shot across Valve's bow

Wow, I have never seen a game so highly rated on steam. Definitely gonna pick this up when I get home. Thanks for the tip, and happy 4th! (if that's your thing.. I forget where Internet people live)

Really hope if they do make a third one they call it Goat Simulator 2

Lmao

I just want to butt people with my head and be a jerk, can you do that?

Zombie Goats?

oh god, my kid LOVES this game but neither her nor I can jump challenge, so I'm going to have to pretend it does not exist

Get the little Hermes shoes from the Greek area, it helps with directing yourself in the air.

Post