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a guy posted a video on the dog advice reddit asking why his dog might be so skittish at night but in the background of the video his wife is sleeping fully face down with her glasses on and every single comment is about that instead
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GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??
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GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???
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i can't stop thinking about this comment
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You can breathe through those fine, I just checked.
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bro that’s Lady Dead, show some respect
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I've been laughing at this for like 3 minutes straight
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i almost cried laughing at it
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Has anyone asked if the dog is okay?
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This would somehow be less upsetting
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Lady Dead sounds like an anime, or violent Korean film character's name...
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Lady death is an edgy 90’s supervillain from an independent comic. She’s the grim reaper but really cartoonishly hot about it.
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Sleeping with shades on? That's Lady Dead™
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sometimes i feel like i'm a slovenly sort of person because there's cobwebs in the hallway and the kitchen needs a lick of paint. sometimes i really do. and then i see things like this
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the boys are 4 and 7 and the house looks like a hot wheels bomb went off half the time but at least I am not these people
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I’m disgusting but at least I have sheets on my bed and my glasses safely folded on the nightstand
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right? i should wash my sheets more often but at least i'm not raw dogging the mattress
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If you look at his other comments: his dog is in heat and he's letting her on the bare mattress. An inception of horrors
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Every time we put clean sheets on the bed it’s so freaking heavenly and we remember we could simply do it more often, lol.
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Sheets on bed, special holder for my glasses on the nightstand (I have a loft bed, can't take chances)
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like I fall asleep with my glasses on most nights but that's cause I fall asleep reading in my chair most nights, my husband has informed me when he gets up to pee he wakes me up enough to get into bed
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brian's vision is so bad he sleeps with his glasses on his nightstand and i also sleep with a second pair of his glasses on MY nightstand just in case the cat knocks his pair off so he can use my pair to find his pair because he genuinely wouldn't be able to otherwise
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I can't live alone because if I lose my glasses who will help me???
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I mean this is why I sleep with a spare pair of glasses on my nightstand (though given who I tend to date, I need my spare pair to find my date’s spare pair)
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This is making me wonder why that man doesn't love his partner enough to take her glasses off and nudge her until she turns over to a more comfortable position. I wouldn't let my partner sleep like that!
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When Barto falls asleep on the couch or in some stupid position with his neck all bent and his phone still in his hand, I get him to bed properly and plug his phone in for him. He would do the same for me except that I have insomnia.
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that’s gonna be a hell of an ER story “we were having sex and the gun fell down and went off”
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This is one of those images that does 2 things. Makes me feel better about MY life choices. And the more you look at it, the more you notice that is out of place...
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Seriously, power strip in the bed, handgun on headboard, the tub in the back is off center on the cage, the women is apparently trying to smother herself with her glasses on, no sheets, only she has blankets, phone face down on bed.
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Glass jar with weird aluminum thing in it and cottonballs. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
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"We were having sex but my wife was suffocating in the pillow so she twitched and knocked me onto the power strip, which was already overheated, and it started on fire, causing me to knock the unsecured gun off of the headboard, where it fell and shot me."
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"Then my psycho dog bit me on the ass."
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One in a million odds Doc, I’ll tell ya
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and that is why he is half cocked
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There is too much shit on that headboard shelf, there is no sex happening
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Series of unfortunate events.
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Let's cap this off with the fact this guy has indoor surveillance in his bedroom
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Thank you. That's not even cropped, that is the whole view the camera is pointed at. Why?!
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As someone who has seen some things, there's really only ever one reason to film the bed. Unless you're in a Paranormal Activity sequel, I guess.
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MERICA!!! (also, 🤦‍♂️ how drunk was she?)
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I think his dog might be so skittish at night because the vibes are fucked
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sorry if anyone else has already noted this but i showed my wife and she noticed it's not even a pillow, she's facedown in a squishmallo