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Bring back the wolves. Rewild the suburbs. Tavern style pizza hate account. she/her

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the advice is no added sugar in food for babies so i didn't add any sugar to this boxed instant pudding mix, just followed package directions. follow me for more healthy parenting tips

That said, I am very lucky to have good friends

Something very annoying about being a grown-up is that sometimes (often) the emotional support you need/want is not something that is reasonable to ask anyone else for, so you just have to kinda suck it up.

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i find “the system is working as intended” type stuff annoying. like yeah i get your intent but you're pretty much just preaching to the choir

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look at this thing. I was afraid to press the button with the face in case a little fella popped out and yelled

I hate my dad’s bidet, man. It has a little remote with inscrutable icons on it and makes twenty seconds of progressively distressing robot noises before squirting. I feel like I’m waiting for a fucking firing squad

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And the fact that the piece didn't even mention that northern Idaho has been regarded as a haven for neo-Nazis and white supremacists since the Aryan Nations set up shop there in the 1970s is just a gobsmacking omission.

I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper

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Work in progress (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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That lady absolutely gave him some diabolical smoothie with oyster elbows and badger oil to try and "improve the vibes"

You may think you have had bad diarrhea before, but have you ever had it make national news?

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logged into Twitter for the first time in a while to look up some freaks I haven't seen in a long time. I was not disappointed with where they're at now.

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Unfortunately, I don't hold my bsky followers in quite the same regard

Deleted discord off my phone so I won't be tempted to message the writers server while I'm drinking. Because I'm responsible.

Ok I'm officially tired of fireworks now so everyone please stop

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By Sam Pink.

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Gaëtan Dugas was a sexually active, gay, French-Canadian airhost. He was diagnosed so early, he participated in a study to prove HIV was sexually transmitted. (Yes, this was WAY back.) Gaëtan kept an address book (people used to do that), and the researchers used it for contact tracing.

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So hey, here's a thing I don't think a lot of folks know: That whole "Patient Zero" thing? The French-Canadian airhost who supposedly spread HIV all over America? That's not real. That's not what happened or how it happened.

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I'm going to start making trading cards of politicians with bizarre hair.

You can't post video on bluesky so here's a link to Barto's tweet with the video I made of the noise x.com/ElBartoArmy/...

It's so damn loud in my neighborhood lol

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Left the Berkeley hills and wandered around north Oakland for a bit. In under 15 min we were offered multiple invites to current & upcoming cookouts, snacks, a can of beer, and lots of smiles & camaraderie

Well that would be why I don't live in a wealthy white neighborhood & have scorn for that whole lifestyle, now would it be?

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Kiyoshi Yamashita, fireworks display

It's so damn loud in my neighborhood lol

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Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Fa Mulan the Butcher of Tung Shao Pass

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Watching Mulan with the boys and am struck by the fact that this is the only Disney movie that includes a massacre of an entire village, and also that Mulan is the only Disney princess who has canonically killed like fifty thousand men.

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"I’d barely made it out of the parking lot before I passed six different signs describing the same kind of reed, and each one was more detailed than the last."

Ambitious Nature Center Squeezes 25 Informational Placards Out Of Sad Little Marshwww.theonion.com PETALUMA, CA—Noting that whoever was in charge clearly took the assignment and ran with it, sources told reporters Friday that an overly ambitious nature center had squeezed 25 informational placards ...

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WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

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Episode 92: Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla II (1993) What is a butt brain, and do we all have one? Which G-crusher is right for you? We get deep, touching on imitation, human technology capturing nature just to turn it on itself, and the psychosexual journey of a castrated lizard.

Episode 92: Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla II (Preview)youtu.be What is a butt brain, and do we all have on? Which G-Crusher is right for you? We get deep talking about this seemingly surface-level Heisei film. Touching o...

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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it

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Funhouse mirror version of this tweet

They've apparently turned Parsons Chicken into a theme restaurant based on the TV show The Bear.